Reader/underwear model Ian sent in this clip from some football game in Canadia called the Vanier Cup, which is apparently the rough equivalent of a bowl game in the Great United States.  And there must be some serious calcium deficiencies up North, because you just don't see a femur — the thickest bone in the human body, unless you have a cock like mine — snap like kindling often enough in American bowl games.

But at least he's got guaranteed health care.  If that injury happened to me I'd be forced to take some Ibuprofen and walk it off.  And I don't mean "walk it off" until the pain went away.  I mean "walk it off" like walk until my leg fell off.  Because health insurance is for weaklings and pussies.