So, this video from broad-shouldered lothario Bryan features Colts tight end Dallas Clark "singing" along to Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" (where have I seen that before?)… in sign language. It is everything you'd expect from that description: goofy, oddly disarming, and kind of funny. Oh, and also pretty boring after the first minute or so.
Anyway, if you know why Dallas Clark knows sign language, lemme hear it. I researched it for a while and came up with nothing. And by "researched" I mean I skimmed Clark's Wikipedia page, Googled "dallas clark deaf," then ate a sandwich. Hey, this turkey is really fucking good. That deli on Third must be way better than the one I've been going to.
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It makes it easier to bang deaf chicks.
Sign Language? Those are just Peyton's audible signals. He just called for a double wide-out check back TE hot route, on 2.
lemme hear it.
Nice.
It looks like he stole an old pair of Nate Newton's jeans.
That's not sign language. That's the Peyton Manning pre-snap hand jive.
Deaf people make sounds when they laugh?
I'm assuming he's doing this for a deaf class. And since the kids are deaf, i guess he could be signing whatever he wanted to seeing the kids have never heard the song before anyway.
Matt Hamill is adjusting his fantasy football team accordingly.
I think he's doing it to pick up that hot babe at the end of the clip.
He was an education major in college and Iowa has a big ASL program. So he probably did did the sing language sequence to fill his foreign language requirement.
Either there's only six words in American Sign Language or he's not actually signing. Or maybe I'm just not able to pick up on the subtle differences in what looks to be the same six motions repeated in some random order. Either way, I would totally do the chick at the end.
If I were drunk.
And lonely.
And desperate.
And forgot my glasses at home.
Although, she seems to have a nice pair under that shirt…
deaf girl sex moaning > retard sex moaning
And forgot my glasses at home.
You wear glasses? Nerd.
It's an easy class for an imbred moron hillbilly like Clark to pass while still remaining eligible. Plus hotties take that shit to get into med/nursing school. Wait what? I camb heau whaa yu saaauing.
deaf girl moaning > deaf girl nagging
holy shit swany….
thanks for letting my boss know i’m not doing shit this afternoon.
gold buddy +1
black snake moaning > deaf girl moaning
You did NOT just make me sit through that all the way to see that girl.
Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen to me!/in the company of men
This is easy. His fetish is raping deaf chicks. Same as 289.
He went to Iowa. People in Iowa don't speak english anyway, so sign language must be easier than making real pronounced language sounds.
Plus, he plays in Indiana. Once again, not most impressive speakers the country has to offer. Hands work easier when you're used to grunts and farts.
Plus, he plays in Indiana. Once again, not most impressive speakers the country has to offer. Hands work easier when you're used to grunts and farts.
This from a guy who grew up in Illinois and Ohio. Yeah, they're soooo dumb compared to you articulate and erudite residents of the two states that border them.
How come nobody was clapping along to the beat?