Similar to the potential urinal shortage faced by Penn State this weekend, the planners of soccers Euro 2008 are marketing a product called the Roadbag to offer fans bladder relief.
Toilets will be in short supply when thousands of fans gather in the public viewing zones during the upcoming Euro 2008 European [Soccer] Championship in Austria and Switzerland… In case of an urgent bathroom break, men can relieve themselves into the bag via a 5.5 centimetre wide opening. Polymer crystals in the bag condense urine to an odourless gel, making the emergency bag disposable in the next [trash can].
5.5 centimeters… can someone tell me what that is in some meaningful term like inches? It had better be pretty wide, like an industrial downspout designed for monsoon season. Because I'm not gonna lie, my cock is gigantic. Seriously, it saved Tokyo from Godzilla once. Why do you think I score with so many Japanese girls? They simply can't get enough of my odorless gel.
(Sorry about the brackets in the quote, by the way. I just get really pissed when English people think they can get away with bullshit like "football" and "rubbish bin." Seriously, rubbish bin? Well, la dee dah, fancy a fox hunt, guvna?)
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Giving already notoriously violent soccer fans easily throwable piss receptacles is probably the coolest idea I've heard of in a while.
Let me get this straight… they're bascially giving them a free pass to whip it out at a soccer game… this is gonna end well…
… and Eric Schnupp finds this to be too little too late.
Roadbag was what I called the eighth I'd pick up in college before I drive home to visit my parents.
With my luck, I'd be sitting next to the guy who found the odorless gel arousing and wanted to experiment.
I thought "Roadbag" was when you have a woman suck on your balls while driving.
I'm disappointed.
That is an insanely small opening. I believe it is 2.54 centimeters/inch, so that means 2.16 inch opening. I can fit my jub-jub into 2.16 inches!
Oops, I was thinking of 2.16 feet. My bad!
What if I need to drop a deuce?
@Punch: I assume you don't know much about European Soccer. Usually, the common practice is to shit on your seat and then toss it on the pitch.
For your fecal needs Britian offers the chests of their women for you to pinch your loaf on. It may be called a Cleveland Steamer, but, where do you think they came up with the name English Muffin?
They offered the same device at the 2004 Asian Cup, I believed they called it "The Thimble".
How come there is no comment about Joe Buck saying JUB-JUB last night!?!?!?
these will be provided beside every 'rubbish bin' as well punch
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"…but, where do you think they came up with the name English Muffin?"
That terms is used to describe the butts of English chicks. Seriously, ladies would it kill you to put down the tatters long enough to hit the gym.
hey brock! welcome!
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Nice play there Merk.
Meh…I'm fine with pissing my pants.
i thought thats what empty beer cups were for
@ Merk,
Thank you. For that you may have sex with my mother.
does that work retroactively? cuz umm.. yeah.. i'm why she's walking funny today.
@Merk,
Yes, you had a free pass.
PS…Does this mean your my new daddy?
Last time I pulled my cock out in public, I ended up
sleepingwith night terrors for a month on a cot for a weekend with some huge guy named Earl and explaining myself to a judge the following Monday. Where else would you use this ingenius invention, the bathroom? *scoffs*Well, it's Viagra Cock Bag night here at Wembley stadium and the fans are not happy with the keepers effort this evening…. Oh!!! and would you look at that, the hooligans have begun to toss their cockbags onto the field!
Those piss bag deflector sheilds for the riot police are going to cost taxpayers two balls and a sack of change.
Sorry, I've been removed from society for a spell and I'm happy to be back with my peeps.
If I piss in this bag, can I avoid being checked for drugs at customs?
Melwende Moore is interested in hearing more.
@mutombo
2 things:
(1) It is Mewelde Moore, not Melwende.
(2) It was Onterrio Smith with THE ORIGINAL WHIZZINATOR.
This reminds me of the time i fucked my cellmate's colostomy hole in the pen… which is funny because any orafice on the body can catch herpes!
No one had freckles on their ass, use a condom!
Nobody knows what its like
to be a dust-bin
in Shaftsbury
with hooligans
/Bill Hicks
@Brock
YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
This idea does intrigue Bill Cosby though……. J-E-L-L-O!
How sad is it that after reading the headline I automatically assumed that this was another "Ohio" topic.
Matt, thank you for joining my war against the metric system - even though it meant I'd have nothing to comment about on this post.