SPORTSbyBROOKS picked up on this peculiar string of headlines on KXMB's (Bismarck) website. 289 added the fun little Photoshop, and I added the chick with the really cool tattoo because, well, I don't have a particularly good reason for that. It's mostly just a discussion point. Like, what do you do when you find out the girl you thought was hot has a Red Sox tramp stamp? Is it technically wrong to punch her in the face?
By the way, if the World Cup of Baseball ever allows international organizations to compete in the tournament, there had better be a team called the Al Qaeda Rape Sox.
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It's totally wrong to punch her in the face, but it is awesome to fuck her in the ass and whitewash her tattoo. That'll show her.
Sweet muffin top on the fatty with the Boston tramp stamp.
Pretty accurate picture of Bin Laden. I'd be willing to bet he wears the Boston logo, the Cross not so much.
Belt Sander.
Which also could be used on her face if necessary.
Wrong to punch said Red Sox whore in the face, but so right to cum on it and then maybe spit in it while your mouth is full of Skoal.
Jason Kidd will pay $10,000 grand to get Tramp Stamp's digits.
I'd bang her just to spooge a Yankee Logo on top of it, than donkey punch her…Of course, I do this with all the respect I have for chicks with targets over their ass.
Batman thinks that the punching is not only acceptable, but necessary in this situation. If she was 40 lbs skinnier and not busted, then it would be acceptable to whitewash her ugly tattoo.
But knowing crazy Boston chicks, she would probably attempt to collect Batman's sperm and reproduce Bat children and that is unacceptable.
Al Qaida child-rapes Red Sox alive in court; suspected to have a blast.
Blast suspected in court; Red Sox, Al Qaida childrape each other alive.
(And thanks to 289 for confirming that Osama likes the shocker)
What was this headline-writer thinking? Not a single Joe Torre reference?
Saddam was a Yanks fan and we saw how he ended up. Maybe if Bin Laden changed allegiances they'd be able to find him. At least on ESPN.
Osama runs to much.
/Manny Ramirez
Any man who thought that tubby was hot deserves to find out she
is a moronhas a Red Sox tramp stamp.Right now Dred Sox fans would take Osama pitching instead of Gagne. Actually, they look very much a like. Has anyone seen these 2 in the same room?
Child Rape Suspect In Court
Mike Timlin???