Eva Longoria and her wife, Spurs point guard Tony, are back in the States after their French wedding, and now reports are surfacing that they have a sex tape, according to the bastion of journalism that is The Sun.
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby..
Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites. Last year Longoria was rumoured to have featured in a sex tape which also made it online, but it was found out to be fake.
This smells like a load of horseshit to me, which is good because the last thing I want to see is Eva Longoria wearing a strap-on and giving it to a French dude. Why are these two still a story? Eva is only remotely attractive because she wears gallons of makeup and gets surrounded by a bunch of chicks a decade older than her on some irrelevant show, and Tony is French. I don't understand. It's like no one respects our long tradition of anti-French xenophobia any more. [Blog of Hilarity] — UPDATE: Same story, different joke at WWTDD.
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Eva is only remotely attractive because she wears gallons of makeup and gets surrounded by a bunch of chicks a decade older than her on some irrelevant show
Couldn't have said it any better myself. I still to this day have no clue how she's found attractive.
Still, i'd watch the tape if it is tru, because, hey, i've watched worse.
Is Lance Martini going to post this too?
Tim Duncan does all the work.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
When did Steven Tyler start carrying a man purse around?
After watching the video, Greg Poppovich was reportedly unhappy with Tony's lethargic and uninspired performance.
the last thing I want to see is Eva Longoria wearing a strap-on and giving it to a French dude.
Tony fights Eva for a second then remembers he is French and surrenders unconditionally.
If I want to watch someone with a mustache have sex, I'll opt for Ron Jeremy, not Eva Longoria.
Kill it!! Kill the Chupacabra!
GOAT SUCKER!
/Linkdump
I thought they already found and killed Longwhoreia, No? [www.kvue.com]
Damn shame bout those Chupacabras going outta existence, I hears they were pig/fowl raping machines.
I know its a matter of personal preference, but has there been a more overrated 'hot chick' than Eva Longoria the past 5 years?
I say 'No, HHY, there has not. Good question.'
Even though I find these two incredibly annoying and pathetic, it's still a tape of people fucking and that's alright with me.
Parker is good at getting to the hole, but a lot of his shots trickle harmlessly off the rim.
I went to school with Eva, and I can tell you that, in person, she's kinda cute, but nothing special. She's the typical petite Latina you find in South Texas. Seriously, she wasn't in the top 5% of hot ass. There are literally hundreds of chicks that look just like her or better all over the place from Brownsville to San Antonio.
Nice enough girl, but not real sharp.
Nice enough girl, but not real sharp.
Hey Matt, Did you know Parker posted on your blog!?