TODAY IN IMPORTANT BIKINI NEWS
10.29.07
I'd like to give a big, leathery thanks to sexy reader Becky, who kindly alerted the With Leather staff (note: "the With Leather staff" is what I call my penis) that Sports Illustrated's collaboration with Fathead has resulted in a life-size Marisa Miller Fathead poster. And also a life-size boner in my pants. And by pants I mean hand.
As you can see from the screen capture at right, the Fathead site has a handy zoom tool, which I've found works splendidly (see below). In a related story, I'm 12 years old.
Oh yeah, and there's a Fathead for Anne V. as well. I zoomed in on her stomach, which — sadly — is not a metaphor.
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Finally, something to replace my life-size Serena Williams poster. Do you think they come in Eva Mendez?
I'm putting this one up next to my Tony Romo Fathead*, and then watching the rumors fly!
* – I don't actually own a Tony Romo poster, as I am a) an adult, and b) heterosexual. Also, my Brady Quinn fathead eats up most of the wall space in my basement.
If you owned one of these, wouldn't you end up having sex with the wall? And wouldn't that be a lot like having sex with Debra Messing?
This is why we fight.
Is this what that kid meant in that commercial…."Zoom zoom zoom!" I get it now!
Note to self: Un-spackle glory hole.
Damn, and I thought Big Ben was sexy.
In related news, I just made in my pants.
@BP – Who is they? Regardless, someone probably is coming in Eva Mendez and it's not me. Damn it.
Junior high school boys, meet Farrah Fawcett 2.0.
And now, the answer you've all been waiting for: Yes, I would hit that. (But only in a loving, monogamous way, of course.)
Allright now guys, let's try behaving like gentlemen.
I bet the real Joe Buck never got any pussy he didn't pay for.
That is just a disgusting call to order by Joe Buck, there.
Wow, that's… um… I really don't know what to say about that…
Pauly: +1
Are there a more perfect set of natural tits in the world? If so, I'd like to see them. Seriously. I really want to see them.
JP Losman says JP has banged her and has banged all of your sisters
It looks like hardawayhatesyou needs a new set of eyeglasases. Her breasts are obviously store-bought. Just like my fleet of antique sportscars. Boo-yah!
The look real to me, really freaking juicy and motorboatable.
I'm getting a fat head just looking at this post. Thanks Matt.
Joe, Marissa is a Perfect Ten model, which means she's all natural.
It looks like Joe Buck needs to do research before challenging me in a perv-off.
Joe buck is waiting for Fathead to unveil the Peter North poster.
Life-size? So the wife could "wear" the poster in bed? I'll ask her tonight. Why would she possibly object?
Marisa Ten was a perfect ten model. Her rack now is definitely fake.
I wish my parents allowed me to post giant half naked broads on my walls when I was ELEVEN!! Seriously, click on the "view in a room" tab and check how old the kid is gawking at Marissa's pussy. Lucky little bastard.