10.31.07 THIS WEEK IN DRUG SUSPENSIONS

I think it would be easier to make a list of NFL players who aren't on steroids.

So can we finally start bumping salaries and ticket prices outta the stratosphere yet now that athletes can be gouped with common criminals and addicts?  Just wondering.

someone messed with Cameron's vitamins… it must've been Raffy Palmeiro.

Milton Bradley, it should have been you!

It's a plot cleverly concocted by Herr Goddell to bring the talented melanin-rich player down.

/NOIS

Man those steroids are shaping up to be quite the issue in professional sports. Am I right? 

so I just got sent this, and I may be behind, but it is the most rediculously grotesque disgusting display of humanity… it almost made me vomit and i immediately thought of doogie after crying for an hour.

http://www.2girls1cup.com

VERY VERY VERY NSFW, probably NSF home either, but whatever

/end threadjack

Please do not test Lucy Pinder's tits for performance enhancers.

READERS BEWARE! WeakSideWing is an asshole.  That link is video of people eating shit.

I only know because Lt Winslow sent it to me last week. 

Ahhhh Jesus H Christ!  Why the fuck would you do that?! 

bahaha I set that as my roommates homepage last week. I don't know if the screams were of his pain, or my pleasure

I heard of that a while ago, but luckily ignored it. Shit is fucked up.

I flunked a drug test at work once and blamed it on some pot brownies I ate.  The same unsympathetic people that fired me probably run professional sports now.

And WSW11…your link frightens and intrigues me.

people eating shit? 2girls1cup? i'm so confused. (i'm at work so i will not be viewing)

I have fond memories of Mike Cameron's behind from when he was a Met.  He does good things for baseball pants.

Note to self: stop using the expression "I would eat the nuts from her shit just to see where it came from."

@WSW:  -1,00,000,000  Thank you for ruining my love for Chocolate Ice Cream.

can't we at least get a surprise donkey show or something?  shit eating is totally inappropriate when it's not donovan mcnabb eating the shit.

Ah.  Thanks Matt.  If I wanted to see that, I'd drive over to Arby's.  ZING!

@alumnigonzo: Literally.

Fuck me.  Ahh Goddammit fuck me.  Ah fuck.  Shit.  I'm sweating.  Why?  I just don't understand why?  Ah fuck.  Fuckin' fuck.   Shit.   Motherfucker.  I hope you get gangrenous ass rot.  Then shit your balls off your body into a cup which you are force fed.  Motherfucker. God damn motherfuckin' ass fuck.  Fuck.  Matt.  Little late on the warning.  My eyes are burning.  Should I cut them out?  I don't know what to do, I've lost all reasoning abilities.  Shit.  Jesus fucking Christ.  I just don't understand why.  Someone think of the children.  Holy Shit.  That was like a bong hit of donkey shit.  That was like being gay.  That was like having my dick bit off by a rabid animal.  Seriously dude.  That was not fucking cool.  I hope you are banned for a day or something horrible like the ass rotting off your body.  Seen Planet Terror?  Yes, like what happens to Quinten Tarentino when his junk oozes and rots off.  You sick bastard motherfucker.  My god.  My fucking brain is scarred.

-1 TEXAS Your use of commas and 0's sucks

Hey, I was horrified as you all were, and I tried to give fair warning, so I wasnt trying to be an asshole.

I just ask you, if two girls eating shit and vomiting on eachother doesnt belong in this forum, then where does it belong?! We were all making fun of screwing dead people 3 minutes ago.  I appologize to those who have gotten sick.

On a lighter note, I got Mike Cameron's autograph at Comiskey Park in his early days as a ChiSox, the only worthy team named Sox anymore.

It belongs on The Big Lead.  All the do is eat shit and puke on each other.  Jesus.  Didn't you get the memo.