
Not that it's surprising at this point, but the Rockies won yet again last night to sweep the Diamondbacks and earn their first-ever ticket to the World Series. As you surely know, the Rox have now won 21 of their last 22, and sometime over the next week before the World Series begins, you can expect God to change that one loss to a win just because it's easier to say they've won 22 straight.
Game details: All the damage was done with two outs in the bottom of the fourth. Rookie Seth Smith placed a dying bloop double just inside the left field line to score two, then an error by first baseman Conor Jackson kept the inning alive for Kaz Matsui to get an RBI single. The next time I looked up, series MVP Matt Holliday hit a three-run homer to make it 6-1, and Coors Field was going apeshit. I'm not really sure why Arizona bothered playing another five innings.
Oh yeah, and the Indians beat the Red Sox 4-2 last night, too. Dice-K got the loss, so Rocky Fan Jesus got image priority for the baseball round-up. Nevertheless, if you need a Yoko picture to complete your morning, here ya go. NOTE: Rocky Fan Jesus does not approve of that photo.


There is NEVER a day a Yoko picture does not take precedence!
Brilliant work. I just realized JC is taking a waz on Arizona.
Adrian Peterson gives props to the other purple jesus
Anyone notice in the game they talked about winning streaks and said 21 out of 22 was a streak? They freaking compared it to the Lakers 33 wins. WTF!?
Its also funny that 289's search log for the past two days has been comprised entirely of "dumpstersluts" and "jesus".
Thanks for the Yoko pic….She is almost as hot as a "Jessica".
Don't know if anyone heard, but apparently Seth Smith was Elisha Manning's backup at the U of Mississippi
Rocky Fan Jesus also enjoys the cool refreshing taste of Coors Light.
Rocky Fan Jesus turned water to beer – thus Coors Light.
Rocky Fan Jesus turned water to beer – thus Coors Light.
Correction: Rocky Fan Jesus turned beer to water – thus Coors Light.
Better?
Jesus everywhere i look. This site is getting way too fuckin' religious.
I couldn't figure out which way to go with that one. I think it works either way. And tastes just as great!
Mmmm, Yoko… doing my laundry!
289: There is no arc to Jesus' urine stream for it is strong and straight.
If Jesus is pissing, is it going to rain here? Plus, that look on his face is creepy. It's like he's watching me masturbate.
He is watching you masturbate. Rocky Fan Jesus' power is voyeurism.
I must post this: [www.withleather.com]
D-Backs are better huh?
And no, I'm not a Rockies fan, I'm a Pirates fan. Seeing the Rockies win gives me a small amount of hope.
Oh and Jim Jones, when during that 21-1 stretch, when you have Josh Fogg pitching multiple games and still win 21 games, then the streak begins to look more impressive.
darth vader helped the rockies win