THE DIAMONDBACKS ARE SCREWED
10.15.07
Because there simply aren't enough rebuses on sports blogs, With Leather brings you the above image in honor of the NLCS's Game 3 hero. Game 4 is tonight at delicious frost-brewed Coors Field, and I really don't see the point of the Diamondbacks even showing up. Even if they win, they still have to face God's appointed team for three more games… and Curt Schilling and Randy Johnson are not walking through that door.
Elsewhere in baseball playoff news, Daisuke Matsuzaka gets the start against Jake Westbrook in Game 3 of the ALCS, the first game in Cleveland since Midgefest '07 did in Joba Chamberlain. You can catch all the Dane Cook-hyped excitement on TBS, the only station that gives you the critical information of how far someone is leading off of first base.
There is, after all, only one October. Unless you count October Gonzalez or have one of those defective calendars (lousy Smarch weather!).
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That is an outstanding Rebus.
And fuck Frank Caliendo.
You know what, that 289 fella has earned his Vietnamese 12 year old boy after this greatness. Job well done.
I renege that statement. For he will have to answer to Purple Jesus on the day of his judgement, in which he will be casted into fire and brimstone for eternity.
Midgefest '07 was just plain gnatsty.
<Hey, it was either that, or follow up Enrico's comment>
Randy Johnson will not be walking through that door.
He will actually be hobbling through that door, with one hand pressed against his side, muttering "Oy, that rain is doing a number on my back. Where's my IcyHot?"
rag on tbs all you want, but tony gwynn has never made me want to bash his fucking skull open with the business end of a stapler.
consider this your warning, mccarver.
I'm proud of Tony for being above 300 in retirement too.
Lou Ferrigno played for the Braves?
Rockies Baseball:
it's Alba-licious!
@RBD
That's the Geico caveman
That was for runnionmt.
I had a doobie for lunch. Apologies
I think its good that the D-Backs are saving Brandon Webb for Game 5. Its not like this is a must win or anything.
Fucking Diamondbacks. My dream of seeing a Drew Brothers World Series is quickly going down the drain.
I think I might be retarded. I can't figure that image out.
This is a much better thread for rape jokes.
I missed the part of Albert Pujols career when he masqueraded as Joe Torre. Seems like someone would have realized he was from the future.
Who's more obnoxious….Dayne Cook or Joe Buck?
I'm with Satan.
How bout them motherfuckin Rockies?
Man, don't I look like a moron. Last time I start drinking at noon. Last time this week. Last time this week on Monday.
Wait, if Dice-K pitched last night, where is our Yoko fix?
Isnt the guy in the baseball card the Geico caveman>>?
Or is it an italian woman?
Its hard to tell when they have the same sensuous eyes.
As fugly as Torre is now, how can it be that he actually got better looking?
What animal crawled on top of Torre's head?
close… but his name is YorVit
"Yorvit's parents gave him his name when they could not decide between Yorman and Victor. They decided to combine the two into Yorvit"
good choice?
that was almost too clever, so tell me, what is the secret to curing cancer???