THE A-ROD CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
10.31.07
It's not often that I dedicate an entire post to another blogger's work, but there's something out there today that's deserving of the attention it's sure to garner: FanHaus's labyrinthine series of posts that allows readers to be Alex Rodriguez in a Choose Your Own Adventure story.
I've clicked through a couple different scenarios, but I've yet to find any really good endings like "threesome with wife and stripper" or "go all-in in illegal poker room." And I couldn't find any options where you accidentally kill an animal, violating the rules of time travel and ending the adventure. And it's woefully short of scenarios where A-Rod dies. But other than that, it's a pretty cool undertaking, and definitely a breath of fresh air when so many of us bloggers are all writing the same things about the same thing.
Anyway, with the news that A-Rod just wants to win a championship, we at With Leather jumped on the imagination train and figured out an A-Rod adventure that gets him the ring he wants so desperately. The thing is, most stars have to take a pay cut to play with the Patriots.

So by making this picture, is 289 saying he has put a bounty on A-Rod? Thats what I get by reading between the lines.
I thought the post about gay football players was yesterday.
Fuck no, I actually don't mind A-Rod and wouldn't have a problem with him in a Pale Hose uniform next year.
Brady on the other hand, I hope his femur snaps in 4 this week.
I'll go whereever I have to to nail the SbB girl at the bottom of the post.
AFraud would choose the adventure where he was analy butt raped by a woman with world record biceps wearing a king kong dong. Fucking homo.
To sodomize the tranny, turn to page 43.
To sodomize the tranny, turn to page 43.
Does page 43 have instructions on how to do that? Are they illustrated, like an Ikea catalog? Because those things are really confusing.
I believe ARod when he says he wants to go to a city where he'll have a chance to win…and by "chance to win" I of course mean "large population of trannys to choose from."
In other words, LA is a done deal.
289, as a fellow Sox fan, you and I both know Reinsdorf isnt going to deal with Boras.
I know… but I also never expected him to sign Joey Belle.
I'd rather Choose My Own Adventure with Hope Solo. (Hint: It would always end with my sleeping in a post-ejaculation manner.)
That adventure is a great piece of blogger's work indeed.
So A-Rod is gonna play for the Royals next year? Revive '85 bitches.
bloth garrr bloth
Try the K.C. Royals Adventure,…… It's a Mind-Scrambler!
Once again, Evil Pirate Lord Bloth, you have captured the hearts and imaginations of all of us. The entire team here at FOXSPORTS would like to extend our gratitude for reminding us of what is really important.
I believe ARod when he says he wants to go to a city where he'll have a chance to win…and by "chance to win" I of course mean gorge on as many anonymous cocks as possible.