Back in January, this picture of Gators QB Tim Tebow with a brunette stacked like three Jenga towers set the Internet on fire. Message board traffic was varied and unreliable (shocking, I know): she was Tebow's girlfriend, but they weren't having sex because of Tebow's devout Christianity. Or she was actually dating someone else, which made her photo with Tebow a huge source of frustration for her boyfriend.
Bottom line: who cares? She's back is all that matters…. or is she? A mildly retarded tipster claims that this is the mystery girl having a dip "at the lake"… which isn't exactly the specific information I'm looking for, but that's not going to stop me from going to every lake in America to see if she's still there. Other people might say this is pin-up Lucy Pinder.
Eh, I don't really care. It's not like my penis discriminates.
UPDATE: Now that my heart rate is back to normal, some careful examination makes me think that this is probably Lucy Pinder, although I'm not 100% certain. I suppose technically this should be some kind of embarrassment for me, but honestly? I have no regrets whatsoever about posting this. It pretty much made my day.
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How did Tebow land Lucy Pinder?
Daddy likee.
Jeebus!
Is there a doctor in the house because I think I just dislocated my boner. Might be just a contusion, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
The Georgia loss hurt; this made it all better.
I have a jenga tower in my pants after looking at those boobies.
What can brown do for you?
Today's word is "heaving", children.
Homina, homina, homina!
In pirate lingo, that translates as:
Would ye mind if I fire me cannon through yer porthole?
she could breast feed an entire African village.
I've been staring blankly at the screen for 30 seconds, and I can honestly say that the only thought going through my mind, predictably enough, is: For lunch, do I want the coconut shrimp, the rack of lamb, or maybe just a hand job from the intern who is trying desperately to get a full time job here?
She's clearly using her breasts to distract from that terrible French manicure.
holy christ… i'd breast-feed until i was 30 if she was my mother.
She's clearly using her breasts to distract from that terrible French manicure.
She has hands?
I don't think thats Lucy Pinder. I honestly don't care tho. Those are luscious.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
She's clearly using her breasts to distract from that terrible French manicure.
And can you believe the foundation she's using? She is SO tacky…
(Sorry. I thought my girlfriend was reading over my shoulder.)
Dear. God.
i bet a pearl necklace would look great on Ms. Tebow/Pinder.
BDD has got the nails out.
btw, that terrible french manicure tickling my balls would make it a great french manicure.
if he is indeed hitting that… Give that man the Heisman!
"…but they weren't having sex because of Tebow's devout Christianity."
Nothing like religion to fuck up heterosexual relations.
FANTASTIC – it definitely is Lucy Pinder though… boobieblog.com has some great topless pics
All I can think of is "motorboat". Must be the water.
Matt, no need to apologize.
Photoshopped
Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney.
I don't think that's the nose she was born with.
Damn you polyester, your herculean strength is preventing those puppies from breathing.
Smello, just because we want to defile this chick doesnt mean we love you any less.
Good lord
My girlfriend wanted to dress up as Lucy this year from Halloween. Sadly, it was the Peanuts character, and not the hot British chick with boobs so big Manute Bol couldn't palm 'em.
+1 phony
The part in her hair is not the same.
One is waxed, the other shaved.
her poor back. Good thing WL has taught me a great massage technique if she were so inclined.
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bloth banged her
That is definitely Lucy Pinder. Believe me, I know. I also know that her bedroom windows need cleaning and that her herbaceous borders need some tending (not a metaphor, by the way))
Tig Ole Biddies!!!
Awww, thanks HHY.
Enjoy your defilement … defiling … umm … masturbation.
Whoever she is, she'd get stuck twice.
It is definitely Pinder and the ironic thing is that Tebow's fuck-pet is hotter. Take a second look at that picture of her, she's cute as hell. Pinder's got the titanic rack, but the face is meh.
@xavier
I respectively disagree. Not about the Pinder thing, but about the facial action.
Facial…
C'mon fellas, let's keep it clean. Show a little class.
You know what they say, "If her face isn't great, just cover it in cum." At least that's what I say.
I believe this is when Satan appears over my shoulder and offers to help me
defile on an ongoing basismeet this young lady… I have to give him something in return, yadda yadda, yadda, whatever, where do I sign?I'm speechless!
This should have been titled "Tebow's arm candy is back, but mostly front."
Imagine the tension on that ring between her knockers. That's some engineering…
I was so excited when I saw the headline in my rss feed. I've been waiting patiently for more pics of that chica. Disappointed doesn't begin to describe how I felt when I saw a pic of Lucy Pinder. Everyone's seen her naked(or topless at least) already! Yes, we're spoiled.
Alex P. Keaton - yes, it reminds me of the carabiner in the opening sequence of "Cliffhanger"…and we all know what happened to that, don't we? Don't we? No? Just me? OK.
Thank you. I am going to need a few moments alone now…
Orsonab: I'd rappel through those mountains anytime…
@ careless, I find your ideas fascinating and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Joe Buck needs to shut the hell up so we can tit fuck Lucy Pinder or Tebow's girlfriend or whoever the hell she is until she catches one in the eye.
There I said it.
grab pick and yodel
God bless big tits. That is all.
I have no idea who Lucy Pinder is or if this girl isn't really Tebow's teabag – I just love this picture so fucking much
im pretty sure there is ample side boob from the straight on view
I guess I should thank you? for the inadvertent Pinder pic? lol About 500+ hits based on your mistake.
At least you manned-up and admitted it was a mistake, but that is 100% certain Lucy Pinder and 100% NOT Tebow's girl. And whats more annoying is that how do we know that girl in the famous picture is even his girl? Shit, he's a popular guy around campus, Im sure a ton of people have pics with him.
Peace.