10.31.07 TEBOW’S ARM CANDY IS BACK?
Back in January, this picture of Gators QB Tim Tebow with a brunette stacked like three Jenga towers set the Internet on fire. Message board traffic was varied and unreliable (shocking, I know): she was Tebow's girlfriend, but they weren't having sex because of Tebow's devout Christianity. Or she was actually dating someone else, which made her photo with Tebow a huge source of frustration for her boyfriend.
Bottom line: who cares? She's back is all that matters…. or is she? A mildly retarded tipster claims that this is the mystery girl having a dip "at the lake"… which isn't exactly the specific information I'm looking for, but that's not going to stop me from going to every lake in America to see if she's still there. Other people might say this is pin-up Lucy Pinder.
Eh, I don't really care. It's not like my penis discriminates.
UPDATE: Now that my heart rate is back to normal, some careful examination makes me think that this is probably Lucy Pinder, although I'm not 100% certain. I suppose technically this should be some kind of embarrassment for me, but honestly? I have no regrets whatsoever about posting this. It pretty much made my day.

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TEBOW’S ARM CANDY IS BACK?
How did Tebow land Lucy Pinder?
Daddy likee.
Jeebus!
Is there a doctor in the house because I think I just dislocated my boner. Might be just a contusion, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
The Georgia loss hurt; this made it all better.
I have a jenga tower in my pants after looking at those boobies.
What can brown do for you?
Today's word is "heaving", children.
Homina, homina, homina!
In pirate lingo, that translates as:
Would ye mind if I fire me cannon through yer porthole?
she could breast feed an entire African village.
I've been staring blankly at the screen for 30 seconds, and I can honestly say that the only thought going through my mind, predictably enough, is: For lunch, do I want the coconut shrimp, the rack of lamb, or maybe just a hand job from the intern who is trying desperately to get a full time job here?
She's clearly using her breasts to distract from that terrible French manicure.
holy christ… i'd breast-feed until i was 30 if she was my mother.
She's clearly using her breasts to distract from that terrible French manicure.
She has hands?
I don't think thats Lucy Pinder. I honestly don't care tho. Those are luscious.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
She's clearly using her breasts to distract from that terrible French manicure.
And can you believe the foundation she's using? She is SO tacky…
(Sorry. I thought my girlfriend was reading over my shoulder.)
Dear. God.
i bet a pearl necklace would look great on Ms. Tebow/Pinder.
BDD has got the nails out.
btw, that terrible french manicure tickling my balls would make it a great french manicure.
if he is indeed hitting that… Give that man the Heisman!
"…but they weren't having sex because of Tebow's devout Christianity."
Nothing like religion to fuck up heterosexual relations.
FANTASTIC - it definitely is Lucy Pinder though… boobieblog.com has some great topless pics
All I can think of is "motorboat". Must be the water.
Matt, no need to apologize.
Photoshopped
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