Despite a four-game break between series, the Rockies won yet a-fucking-gain last night, taking Game 1 of the NLCS from Arizona by a 5-1 score. Lefty Jeff Francis earned the win, while Colorado got through to D-Backs ace Brandon Webb by stringing a bunch of singles together.
Hey, did anyone watch the game? Could you just leave a long comment that recaps the entire game for me? Because there was something about a disputed interference call that resulted in the fans going batshit and throwing water bottles onto the field, and it seems like a lot of effort to make it sound like I know what went on with that. But hey, I found a picture of it. That counts for something, right?
But still: an angry Arizona crowd. I like that. You don't often see that from fan bases who can't even sell out a playoff game in advance. Kudos, Arizona. I didn't know you cared.
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To recap: Rockies get a lot of singles, some stolen bases, and a few walks. Upton throws elbow, Ojeda called out at first; madness ensues. Rockies win.
The end.
Stay classy, Arizona.
I was bowling and drinking beer then watching television so I missed the game but I heard on TBL that the game occurred and I'm sure it made SportsCenter somewhere between highlights of Joe Torre's opinion on Joe Torre's future.
In the next two weeks, there will be an Outside the Lines focused on Joe Torre. This will be followed by Stuart Scott saying something edgy.
If they played in New York, it would have been sold out, and it would have been bottles of beer, and maybe the occasional Red Sox fan, but nooooo.
The water bottle throwing incident surpirsed the fuck out of me. When I go Chase, I always get booted for saying words like "shit", "fuck" and "fiddlesticks" and a BAC of at least .25. Craig Sager said that some people "cooperated with police" to eject the unruly fans. There will be some shallow ditches filled in the desert tonight.
Oh man, cant wait for the Stu Scott Poetry Jam for this one…
Speaking of Rockies…anyone like Coors light? I drank a lot in HS and first year of college, but I an't stand it now. Gimme Bud Light or Natty Light.
recap: michael ordered from the wrong pizza place, and kidnapped the pizza delivery kid for a little while. andy is trying to bang that frigid blonde chick, and the black dude from the warehouse is gonna fuck the ever living shit out of that indian chick.
what?
In Arizona, do they throw fans out, or simply push their wheelchairs to the gates? That's a series I'd love to see, Arizona and the Marlins. That way when there's a bad call instead of water, or beer bottles, you'd get Viagra and Dentures thrown at you.
Coors is piss. Viva la Budweiser.
In Arizona, water bottle throw you.
arizona is full of scumbags apparently. What fucking loser fans
those are all shit beers, coors tastes like water. drink some real beer like bass or amstel. american beer sucks
Don't tell me what to do. Amstel is good, but costs twice as much. You also can't shotgun an Amstel bottle.
I was not expecting the black dude and Kelly to start banging, really caught me off my guard. I'm really looking forward for more shots of Jan's fake boobs too.
And everybody knows Jim and Pam are together now and that upsets Toby.
Also – Dwight's gift of a feral cat named Garbage was funny
also, stephen colbert has informed me that miller lite and coors light will soon merge, which means that the rockies and brewers' rosters will be interchangeable.
@analherpes
I'll take my Sunshine or Fat Tire or anything from New Belgium over them there foreign beers. Or some motherfuckin Punjabi Pale Ale, dammit.
By the way, life is good in Fort Collins, Colorado.
Did Enrico Pallazo get avatrar-jacked, or did he just get herpes of the butt?
au contrear my amstel friend or however the fuck you spell that, take a look at this:
http://www.bottleblaster.com
My buddy used to bring this to the bar with him
and pallazo got both avatar jacked because he is gay and herpes of the anus from banging his brother
Speaking of shallow desert graves and things looking unmentionably better in them, can we put analherpes in there, he is already pissing me off.
And oh yea, I was really hoping for some New York Style Sushi today. Fuck!
Avatar-jacked. I already had anal herpes. It's been weighing on my mind-grapes for a long time.
My avatar is cooler than yours
YOU'RE a Douche!
It smells like BAN in here.
if enrico doesnt get banned for the shit he says, theres no way i should ever. Power to the people, bono for life. HEEELLLLLOOO HELELELLLOO
Methinks analherpes works at the Pizza By Alfredo in LAZYTOWN
I was hoping some of the geriatrics would throw their colostomy bags on the field.
Fucking assholes.
Coors Light tastes like bottled bread
Yeah, I'm from Denver and I said it!
The conference call trio was hilarious… and here's to avoiding a class B misdemeanor!
Fuck your fucking site. I can't even get a comment posted ever. Fuck off.
awwwwww.. gawd dammit. Why did i pick the last 40 minutes to do my work and you guys were having an office recap over here!!?!
And I missed a BAN?!?
That's it.. This cubicle is back to being dedicated to where it should be. With Fucking Leather.
Who the hell is analherpes?
Who the hell is analherpes?
My ex-girlfriend. Ask for her at the front counter of the Days Inn in Rapid City, SD.