Surprise!  The Chicago Cubs will not make it to the World Series as the Arizona Diamondbacks completed the sweep in the NLDS last night.  It's a shame because I haven't talked to my North Side relations this much since I called them with pleasant greetings at the end of October 2005.  Anyway, the deck was stacked against the Cubbies because look what the Chase Field Kiss Cam caught in Game 2:

The Rockies also completed their sweep of the Phillies, so the NLCS will match God's team against the serpents.  It will surely be more exciting than Paradise Lost – John Milton was a hack.  A hack, I say! (Cubs fans can wallow in misery to this lonesome loser's tune if they wish.) -KD

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