SITE NEWS: TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
10.15.07
Well, this was a frustrating morning, to say the least. Rest assured that unless you're Howard Stern or in the active duty military, I've sworn more than you have today.
Anyway, the morning's technical difficulties have been solved (the plug goes IN the socket?!?!?), and I'll have sporty-like stories coming your way shortly. I understand there were American football AND baseball matches last night. What a time to be alive!
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I'd hit that.
First.
Plug goes in socket. Welcome back, Matt.
As interesting as dick jokes and rape-wifing would be, I'd rather spend a few productive minutes alone with Scarlett. Glad to see that you weren't anally raped, Matt.
"the plug goes IN the socket", best advice my father gave me and by plug he meant penis and by socket he meant sweet vagina.
How are we sure this is Matt and not a detective from the special victims unit? Ufford sold us out!!!! Don't post anything incriminating!
^^^^^^^
FUCK BEANS!
The Feds gave back your computer huh?
Also, I'd
feed her rufies and hope she didn't have any semen left on her to submit for DNA testinghit that.@ Matt So was your morning with the customer service repairman as sexy as I've already imagined? Was
heshe wearing cutoffs? Jorts?Boo Aaron…WORST!!!
Could someone explain the 'first' thing to me? Is it really a source of pride, or has it gotten to the point that posting 'first' is mocking the people who take the 'first' thing seriously?
@HHY
If my memory serves me correct, I believe that if there was a dick, that they (person who posts a "first") would be the first to mouth it down. Now I'm not too sure, but I would put my eggs in that basket.
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FIRST!
Pretty much sums up these douchebags.
That video's hilarious.
Anyone who posts "first" needs to get a good "squicking."
How many parties does squicking involve? And will there be duct tape and kY?
(the plug goes IN the socket?!?!?)
Indeed, followed immediately by the #1 tool in the electricians toolbox:
O-F-F switch to O-N, dumbass.
the plug goes IN the socket
I think that's a squicking procedure, is it not?
pwned !
Good to have you back, Matt – and in a nick of time. We were about to start distributing the Google cache of Scarlett photos
@Pauly: +1 for 'mouth it down' hilarious
Last!
@ Tim
Last!
You wish!
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