10.31.07 SEMI-PRO QB BUSTED FOR NECROPHILIA
A New York City man who plays for the semi-pro football Empire State Titans remains in jail after security guards allegedly found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman. Yikes. Like, at least have sex with one of the young, sexy corpses. Am I right?
Anthony Merino, who works as a lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, N.J., was arrested Sunday after police responded to a call from a security guard at the hospital. The guard reported witnessing the lab technician sexually desecrating the woman's dead body, according to police.
Oh, and what's this we've found? It's Anthony's MySpace page! His interests:
Watching Movies, weight training, playing football, making mix dance/club mixes, going out to the hottest clubs in NYC, and last but not least working hard always cause I know in the end it will all pay off. The harder you work the harder you can party.
Sounds to me like he's innocent. Necrophilia's nowhere on that list. Well, unless you consider having sex with dead bodies "partying." And I don't. That's more of a quiet Tuesday evening for me.
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SEMI-PRO QB BUSTED FOR NECROPHILIA
Did the corpse end up looking like an over-loved hunk of swiss cheese?
"This is just being responsible" - Travis Henry
@ Matt… nice "chicks I would do" tag… you always know how to keep it classy
If he was a pro he could always get out of it, but sorry dude, you're fucked. (pun intended)
what's with the "chicks i would do" tag? especially after noting that the young sexy corpse is a better choice. necrophiliacs these days have no consistency.
Well it is hard work once you consider the rigor mortis setting in.
And just how are we supposed to make jokes about fucking a corpse?
Is there any safer sex than sex with a corpse ? happy halloween !
Who wants to photoshop the "X"s over the playboy bunny symbols for his new MySpace background?
Well now, this is a fresh of breath air!
@DDH
Make a joke about not moving around too much during sex?
Hey, at least he wasn't having sex with the corpse of a dead guy, that would be weird.
@Grizz
Or maybe compare it to watching Notre Dame football?
…sexually desecrating the woman's dead body…
"Desecrate" means to violate in an unholy manner. She was a nun??? Double hot!!!
From the looks of this dude…I'd say he was looking for an alternative to spending money on roofies.
The really weird part was that he had her handcuffed to the casket.
When reached for comment in Heaven, the woman shouted, "SHIT! I haven't had anything that good in
253550 years!"Maybe he's the one with the time-cock?
From the hotties on his page to stiffies at the lab.
"…woman's dead body"
I prefer the term frigid, dead seams so final.
Thank God for "Raul: Soulful Commandoe" coming to his rescue. He'll figure this all out.
What's the worst thing about having sex with a corpse?
Telling your parents that you're ga… uh… that you got caught having sex with a corpse?
He was arrested for banging Terri Hatcher?
Yeah, but in his defense, she was asking for it. You should of seen what she was wearing.
+1 million on the 'Chicks I Would Do' tag.
Still not as reprehensible as what that clown Moss did to those families in Wisconsin.
Something tells me the Bengals should take a chance on this guy.
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