PENN STATE FANS ARE REAL SWELL GUYS
10.30.07UPDATE: Video done got taken down. Methinks the national organization of a fraternity is not pleased with a certain chapter.
What… what's this strange feeling I have for these Ohio State fans? Oh God, I think it may be sympathy.
You know, the only thing that should be hurled at Ohio State fans are insults that they can't quite understand. Never beers. Beers are for drinking.
Once again, I'm reminded of the battle for Stalingrad. The Nazis invaded Russia in support of arguably the most vile regime in recorded history, then left with their tails between their legs — but that doesn't mean the Soviets weren't real assholes, too. Well, at least in this version, the Nazis enjoyed a 37-17 victory. So there's that.
First with the vid: Big Ten Tailgate
Justified sermonizing: The M Zone
Humor and insight: EDSBS
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I miss college.
Once again, I'm reminded of the battle for Stalingrad.
I will forever think of a row of port-a-potties as a "Stalingrad" from now on. Hooray, needlessly associative mind!
Respect.
Also, that kid with the unkempt hair at the end? He's not upset that they are Ohio State fans. He just doesn't get why anyone would support football over lacrosse.
the only thing that should be hurled at Ohio State fans are insults that they can't quite understand.
and feces. lets not forget feces.
There’s no way in hell I get any more work done today. Now, we’re Nazis, we won 37-17, and I am laughing way too hard. It would’ve been classic to have see you Photoshop the South End of the horseshoe into a swastika.
Not that I condone Nazi-ism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good.
I'm beginning to re-think my stance on gun control
Lieutenant Winslow-Take your roach clip, your hacky sack, and potty humor back to Pop Warner. You're in the Big Leagues now.
throwing beer cans full of beer at Ohio St fans = unacceptable
throwing beer cans full of urine at Ohio St. fans = aceptable
If Morelli had an arm half as good as any of those drunken asshats, maybe Penn State could have at least been competitive with The Luckeyes…
don't point your little sausage finger at me joe buck.
at least the south has hot women…there is no saving grace for the Big 10
I pay my manicurist more than your father ever made, Private Winslow. Boo-Yahtastic!
This video is no longer available for some reason.
the only thing that should be hurled at Ohio State fans are insults that they can't quite understand
They also lack the concept of shirts with sleeves and wallowing in shit for awful seats to an awful game is unacceptable behavior.
DAMMIT. Video removed. Please tell me…did someone get wounded in a hilarious manner? Were there any boobs or lesbianism? Or lesbian boobs? Or just midwestern antics (i.e., cow-tipping, sheep-fucking, etc.)?
Asshats
Since this funny (throwing stuff at Ohio state fans) yet tragic (wasted beer) video is no longer availible, I purpose posting the Kennedy assassination, which is also funny (dead kennedy) and tragic (messy, messy limo).
@WDYA, to sum it up a few d-bag PSU fans throw full beer cans at OSU fans. I should also mention there were about 100 PSU fans to 3 OSU fans. See it is easy to be a fake tough guy when you have 100 people backing you up.
Not to be a contrarian cockface, but if you show up at a Penn State frathouse wearing Ohio State gear, you need to expect beer tossing at a minimum. Dude should consider himself lucky that he didn't come across a Pike house with the resident steroid-abusing meatheads looking to fight.
@UU – Thanks for the summary. Reminds me of the last NFL game I went to…Raiders/Rams in 1994. Raiders fans are tough…as long as they outnumber you at least 6 to 1. And throwing full beers is a mortal sin (according to the Pope), not just some pussy venial sin. That means it's unforgiveable, so those PSU fans will be rotting in hell, right next to Raider fans.
/still trying to cope with getting beer thrown at me 13 years ago
This beer throwing must have occurred pre-game, since it's a frat boy tradition to spend the hours following the games having bare assed homo-erotic spanking festivals that usually lead to broom stick sodomy when your school's football team has it's ass handed to it on national television….i mean, not that I know or anything….but that's what I've HEARD.
Seriously, what college kid throws beer?
(Old man voice): In my day, we paid 99 cents for a 40 of Blue Bull Malt Liquor….and we were lucky to get that!
Yes…..Blue Bull.
Ever had Brew 102? Sweet.
I just threw full cans of beer……..in my stoumach. All praise due to Purple Jesus for allowing me to drink at work. HALLELUJAH!
Every time I watch a Penn State game, I cant help but wonder what the hell they are paying Paterno for. The man doesn't do a damn thing. He's not calling any of the plays. He isn't even wearing a damn headset. He might as well be in the stands. Does Penn State have some kind of rule that when you are an old bastard you can be the head coach without ever coaching anyone?
If it were anyone, anyone, other than Ohio State, I would do the whole *tsk tsk* state-of-the-world-today lament, but I would have been throwing dead batteries and maybe trying to get close enough to throw bleach in their eyes. I salute you, Penn St. fraternity douchebags! The other 364 days of the year you should be arrested on sight, but today your otherwise offensive presence will be tolerated.
here is the reposted video:
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According to the Daily Collegian, this dick-burglar first uploaded the video:
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