My condolences this morning to the #2-ranked South Florida Bulls, who faltered against Rutgers last night, falling 30-27 in New Jersey. The Scarlet Knights turned around a heretofore disappointing season behind the running efforts of Ray Rice and a fake field goal that resulted in a touchdown, while the Bulls will most likely suffer a calamitous fall in the rankings compared to the slight stumbles that LSU and Cal took last week.
Even though I'm sad to see that this year's national champion won't be an 11-year-old upstart program from a second-tier conference, I can at least see two silver linings to this cloud: (1) The messier and more fucked-up the BCS situation gets, the higher the probability is that we'll eventually get a playoff system, and (2) if Ohio State continues their undefeated season, we get to watch them get their ass kicked by an SEC team in the national championship game for the second year in a row.
Yup, that's right: another unnecessary shot at Ohio State. What are you gonna do about it, Buckeye fans? Ooh, I fear your witty barbs! Good luck typing your angry responses with those sausage fingers.
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Boobs!
in Tressel we trust.
God i'm going to pay for that. be gentle…
"a fake field (goal)"
She's got a nice rack of lamb going on there.
Also, let me just note how shocked I am that a team near the top of the standings lost. Shocked I say.
Mmmm….sausage fingers.
What the fuck is Sterger doing at a USF game? Does she just go to every college game in Florida in a low-cut top hoping to get on TV? Why am I complaining about a chick trying to show off her cans?
Batman doesnt know why or how that cunt jenn steger gets front row seats to every florida football game. I will send robin after her
What about Hawaii ?
Matt, please stop calling out Buckeye fans . We don't need another video from the Sleepy Rappers
Has a #2 ranked team even won a game this year?
Suddenly I really miss college, and really miss not having gone to a school in Florida. Le sigh…
Sad that USF needs to import their women. Sadder the Bulls slaughtered my alma mater that is full of hot chicks. Back into retirement I go.
Jenn Sterger's tits are going undefeated Matt. No one can beat them. Beat off on them perhaps…but beat them? No.
Why are those dudes looking away from her breasteses??? I will take care of it for you Batman, put Robin back under your desk where he belongs..
In her defense, Sterger went to USF before transferring to FSU and grew up near the school. Not in her defense, most people don't paint their body by going to the tanning salon.
If only tits figured into the BCS rankings somehow….
Somewhere, Skip Bayless is skipping through a field of daisies.
Safari Joe wants to climb into that coed's vagina. Safari Joe!
In order to create this BCS mess…we should send Stergers front running Boobs to every undefeated school so that no one will go undefeated. Next up: Boston College , "Wicked slut"
I can't wait fo find out that Sterger conveniently has relatives at both Ohio State and Boston College.
Seriously, is it 14:59 yet?
Batman has had better. Her face is beat like a cantaloupe on Christmas. think about it
Batman and Safari Joe are both OSU alums. It all makes sense now. Safari Joe!
I love me some Sterger.
Is that Vince Vaughn holding the beer? God, he's such a character!
Enrico Pallazzo never says anything interesting or funny. He tries way too hard. Safari Joe!
I can breathe easy with those lungs.
Hey dipshits, keep the comments funny and about the post. If I wanted to read catty bitches I'd read… I dunno, some blog by chicks.
An keyboard in Ohio has buttons as big as cheeseburgers – buckeye!
Matt lets not forget how bad it can really get in the comments……"LAZYTOWN!"
The fatties even have a food as a mascot.
It's all coming (!) together now…a UCLA-Wake Forest BCS Championship game. Oh, and boobs.
I would stuff my sausage finger where Jenn's poop comes out.
I already ate my sausage fingers for breakfast. OH IO, the heart of it all, baby!
I like the fact that chubby guy next to boobs is trying to do the U.S.F. cheer signs and gets the hand spelling all wrong.
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Wait. What? DAMN THESE FINGERS.
It's just one game at a time until that OSU-SEC matchup. As with last year, I'll reserve all judgments until the Buckeyes get there (I'll leave that to Matt). I, too, wish there were a playoff, but I can't fault OSU – they had a tough schedule last year and got shit on, so if you're gonna get shit on, you may as well make it a little easy on yourself, yeah? It's also not their fault that the conference is fuckin' terrible.
Or….is it? Does Jim Tressel have the capacity to get teams to recruit garbage via Jedi mind tricks or Burger King coupons? (DUNH DUNH DUNH…)
HHY: yeah, why are you complaining about a chick showing off her rack on national TV?
I say fill the entire front row with Jenn Stergers and Sarah Spains. Anything to keep them from starting blog sites with a bunch of boring, ghost-written sports analysis blocking the pictures of their huge racks.
Oh, and ESPN needs to start a new channel that will run concurrently with college events, one that will follow whichever sideline babe happens to be working that event. ESPN: Andrews, they can call it.
If ESPN showed the shot of the"Bulls Frenzy" party in Tampa one more time last night I was going to go all Dirka Dirka Jihad Mouhamed and start fire bombing ESPN headquarters.
University of Suckable Funbags.
@BigFan: who is the owner of the jubblies in your avatar?
Matt, its wise not to tempt a fan base that set its own cars on fire in victory or defeat, especially a national fan base with plenty of support in NYC…hint…hint
USF is the anagram lovers FSU. She's got a huge rack, she's likely to get her letters mixed up occasionally.
If I had gone to school in Florida and if that is the kind of talent readily available to undergrads, I'd have taken a decade or so to get my undergrad degree.
Is it my imagination, or are Sterger's breast implants getting bigger?
Because if she's slapped in newer, larger models… well, to quote Lionel Hutz, I don't use the word "hero" often, but….
Sterj is looking a LOT like Stephanie McMahon these days.
Bukkake on the SEC. And by that I mean BUKKAKE on her TITS. Thats what Ohio State would do…..
Hey now, don't forget BC. They're poised to move into the number 2 slot with a 7-0 record and an idle week. They might as well just give the championship to them, the Patriots, the Red Sox and the Celtics. And then those teams can use their trophies to beat the Bruins ownership to death. I don't know about the Revolution, but they must be kicking all kinds of ass.
Oh Ohio State, ye of the small brains and smaller penises…I look forward to yet another glorious national title game where you get smeared by possibly Florida all over again.