The women in this video are competing in Saturday's second annual Stiletto Race. The run-down: competitors must be women, heels must be at least 2.75 inches high, and the race is 100 meters for a prize of €10,000. The winner, Berliner Denise Hanitzsch, finished in 14.7 seconds, which I'm pretty sure id faster than I could run if I had wild boars chasing me.
You don't need to have a threesome with Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan to know that this is pretty much the greatest development in women's sports since not televising the WNBA. Let's get all women in heels for all activities ASAP. I'm so tired of hearing "Boo hoo hoo, I wore heels all day!" So what if your feet hurt? Your legs look terrific. If you can think of something more important than looking good, I'd like to hear it.
Ugh, the right to vote? Here, have mine. Just wear heels to polling booth, will ya?
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Not shown: Cecil Collins, chasing them all with a loaded penis.
…a threesome with Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan
Well, there goes any chance for an erection today.
I saw that hot Chica from Law and Order in that video.
I bet the girl that came in last felt like a heel.
I think that's a man at 1:05.
Yep Punch. That was a transvestite. I'm waiting for the 1 kilometer no-holds-barred event when the start taking each other out and running over each other with those heels.
She's not a transvestite, she's German.
So you are saying that all German women are manly men?
She's not a transvestite, she's German.
That ain't an alcoholic, that's Vin Baker.
That ain't a rapist, that's Ruben Patterson.
That ain't a soft, luxurious cashmere blanket, that's the Lions' defense.
You could do this all day. And I might.
Pants! Why were they allowed to wear pants? This should be a skirt only event.
First prize should have been an oven.
Second prize: Lamp Shades!
I'm glad #34, near the start of the clip, was wearing pants otherwise her schnitzengruben would be flopping about all over the place.
Sorta @ 289 – They didn't get to fire the starter pistol – the oven timer went off.
You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas, you'd be inert.
@ twoeightnine – But they're running FROM that. Most of the women in the lead already have two black eyes.
She’s not a transvestite, she’s German.
With that ‘stache, she’s East German.
With that 'stache, she's East German.
In any case…
A-Rod: "YES!"
Heilege Scheisse!…Und schone brusten mit die schick beine…. Vielen Dank, Herr Ufford!