10.29.07 MONDAY SUCK-OFF: SORRY BOUT THAT, LONDON
Ah, now THAT was a shitty weekend of football. Most of the games were either blowouts or low-scoring snooze-fests riddled with incompetence.
But who sucked the most? Well, the Rams and the Dolphins earned their weekly nod by each improving their records to a perfect 0-8, while the Dolphins get some extra points for taking part in the colossal bore-a-thon that was their 13-10 loss to the Giants. The Jets are also sneaking their way into the ranks of the epically shitty, falling to 1-7 by shitting the bed at home against Buffalo in a 13-3 game that made the Wembley Stadium Suckapalooza look remotely watchable.
But, by special request, this week's Suck-Off winners are the San Francisco 49ers. As FilmDrunk's Lance Martini pointed out, at one point with only a few minutes left in yesterday's 31-10 home loss to the Saints, the 49ers had managed only 55 yards of total offense. A late touchdown after the Saints had put in their second-string made it slightly more respectable, but the Niners have now put together five straight losses after opening the season with two semi-plucky wins. Truly, they are a team to watch when it comes to sucking.
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MONDAY SUCK-OFF: SORRY BOUT THAT, LONDON
And, may I say…congrats to the Saints for NOT sucking yesterday.
That is all.
Quarterbacks…all of them not named Tom Brady or Peyton Manning. They all sucked.
I have to nominate the Bengals this week. Yeah kick a field goal and put points on the board whatever, but we're 2-4, down 14-3. It's 4th and .5 yard on the 1 yard line with 2 minutes left. Marvin has no balls. But hey, at least I saw a Steelers fan's boobs.
Gotta go - my damn wiener kids are listening.
thank you for giving a pass to my lowly redskins. stupid bill belichick
@bp: was it this hottie?
http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3340
Mangina's lack of balls on 4th and 3 was also pretty weak.
Have video games taught us nothing? Punting is certainly not for closers.
Truly, they are a team to watch when it comes to sucking.
Well, they ARE from San Francisco.
/only awake enough to make really obvious gay joke
GARRRR STEVE GARR JP Losman says JP is the best in the league
Great stuff, JP. I hear ya.
I threw 4 interceptions, 3 of which were in the end zone! What do I have to do to get mentioned here?
/Brian Griese
JP Losman says that Brian Griese wishes he was JP and got all the ladies like JP does
The Texans… for teasing me in the first two weeks, have now returned to their rightful place atop the weekly suck-off (or they *should*).
To British fans, a 13-10 score is technically a "shootout." With 7 points in a single game, Giants kicker Lawrence Tynes is now considered a god in the UK.
If the Dolphins didn't get Trent Green in the offseason, would they have rested the hopes of their season on a guy named Cleo Lemon? Geez…now that sucks.
Hey, that Jaguars-Buccaneers game was exciting. Wait, what's that? You were watching the Redskins get prison raped because you couldn't watch the game at a buddy's house with the Sunday Ticket package? DERP.
JP Losman thinks he needs a mustache
man.. so did you guys hear that there's 2 undefeated teams in the league? and they play each other next week? that's something eh? I hope somone in the media picks up on this and gets a bit of publication out before it happens.
Matt… You show a lot of class to leave the trodden Redskins out of this… they truly screwed the pooch yesterday. We all knew they were going to lose, but with damn near EVERY analyst calling for them to cover the +16.5 as the Pats were looking forward to Indy caused a nation of gamblers to resort to Vladimir vodka after losing our fancy drinkin money.
JP Losman = Batman
i agree wsw.
it got old quick eh
Matt:What about the PITCH in WEMBLEY? Now, 2 of the words out of the 6 in that sentence truly sucked this Sunday, even though my Giants won….ZING!!
Thank God the Seahawks had a bye this week. Nasty streak of dishonorable mentions there.
By the way, Mr. Ufford, whatever happened to Doin' it Well? Did you get tired of me winning?
JP Losman = Batman = Joe Buck
The Suck-Off winner every week should be all NFL Qb's not named Manning (yes I included Eli) and Brady. The QB play in the league is beyong abysmal.
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