Maria Sharapova must have had her skirt tucked into her underwear or a big bug on her back when this photo was taken back at Wimbledon, because I don't see why everybody would be staring at her otherwise. Maybe they're just annoyed that some leggy Amazonian blonde chick is getting in the way of their job. God knows I hate it when that happens. I said fucking leave me alone, Gabriela!
Sorry about that. She sometimes forgets that I've got writing to do. I'm not some sex toy that she can fellate whenever she feels like it. I have a brain, you know.
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I have a brain, you know.
I have a brain too, it's in the tip of my dick.
I have a brain, you know.
I have a brain too, it's in the tip of my dick.
And there's our first ban of the week. analherpes68, if you want to comment, send me an email promising to stop being a douchebag.
first ban? Damn. I took the under.
ah man, why did you delete the comment? we want to see the douchebaggery
Swany called it
i agree. you gotta do analherpes like they did back in olden days. you put his head on a pike outside the town limits for all to see
buh buh buh BAN
She's trying to get into a music deal and that is her backup dancers.
I'm thinking if your screen name is "analherpes68" your chances of curing your douche-beggedness is limited.
unless it was a "First" comment, then ya, no need to leave that shit up there…but if it was a "first" why offer the olive branch? fuck him
Your underlings need to know matt
I just thought analherpes was spreading his love.
Ufford doesn't need to answer to any of you ham-fisted mongoloids!
I bring this up because I use that ham-fisted mongoloids in my day-to-day life and it always gets a warm response.
Also, Maria Sharapova is hot. There. I said it.
Yea that guy was a douche. He has a future in being bloodily tossed into a garbage recepticle.
His love is contagious. Like Pam Anderson.
i thought analherpes was kindof funny
I thought he was a lazytown executive.
MOM more hotpockets
She's not my type. I mean, is she's going to lay there and file her nails, what's the use? I need some screaming, moaning, nail digging. If I wanted someone to just lay there, I'd get a blow up doll.
Who the fuck am I kidding?!? I would love for those legs to crush my ribs.
This picture gave me a case of the Doc Rivers.
Jude Law is feeling randy.
You should ban Pauly for double-posting. We used to get duplicate comments at Deadspin until the tech staff came up with a way to prevent that. Using COMPUTERZ CODEZ W00T
i think shes overrated, bring back kornikova, she was much hotter
@Matt Next time the ban is coming, could we get some sort of Giant Foot coming out of the clouds ala The Flying Circus to come out of the sky and crush said douchebags?
Just something to mull over a bit, you know, see if 289 thinks its do-a-bull like our beauty from above is.
Long live analherpes!
analherpes was consistently going off-topic to attack longtime commenter Enrico Palazzo, then he started off this thread with a "first" comment. That's enough to do it.
Matt, did you ever notice Enrico Palazzo and analherpes had the same avatar? Perhaps they were the same person and his antics were some lame attempt at being funny.
Come on Matt, poor analherpes had nothing else to do in that basement.
But "first" is clever and funny. Just like the women on "The View". Damn, did Whoopi go THERE?
Oh, and I too will take the courageous position (har!) that Maria needs to be drilled by me.
No, we aren't the same person, WAS. And just for saying that, I challenge you to a duel! And believe me, I demand satisfaction.
FIRST! To mention that analasshole is back with buzzkill. GUH!
Enter foot of god to smash buzzkill.
Okay, we can duel if you choose, but wouldn't it have made more sense to challenge him to a duel for ripping-off your avatar?
Enrico, you'll only be taken serious if you have a pair of white dueling gloves.
Just measure penises. As I'm sure that buzzkill/analherpes has the smaller penis, he will be forced by laws of man to leave forever……. and become mayor of lazytown.
Hi, I heard I can get analherpes here?
Nah Big Nabs, do it Willie Mays Hayes style, black gloves all the way.
@Nabs – David Carr is prepared to duel right now if that's what you want.
It was a Simpsons reference to Homer's glove slap. But I do like Major League. "I feel like a banker" gets me every time.
Hey Weed Against Speed-Brilliant observation. Now stop tattling on people like a little girl and go back to trying to remember where you left the bong. Mom will be home soon!
I, for one, like anal herpes. I'm a texture person.
Enrico demands satisfaction from another guy. Funny.
Here's an idea, Buzzkill – why don't you go fuck yourself?
I would pick pistols in a duel with him. That way, Carr would hit the wrong target.
Here's a better idea, Weed against Speed: Stop smoking weed and looking at the computer all day. Get some exercise, you lazy stoner.
Poor Buzzkill, ever since his mom canceled his World of Warcraft account, he's been angrier than Barry Bond's Mistress.
You seem to know a lot about me even though we have never met, Mr. Anonymous Fucktard. Go back to commenting on espn or whatever rock you crawled out from under until you can think of something clever to write.
you know how i know your gay? you start fights over the internet
don't even acknowledge him W.A.S
@Rob
My computer started gorking out, it was an accident. Remember when you point a finger, there are three more pointing back at you. Thumbs don't count.
are bans done by IP address? or just by email. cuz the latter could prove to be a pain in the ass.
Or we could ignore him, like Deberg said.
Like I said, just measure penises and the smaller guy has to go home….
By smaller guy, I mean buzzkill/analherpes, go the fuck home, we don't like you. we like weed and we like old opera singers that frank drebbin acts as while occationally umpiring major league sporting events.
IP ban > ID ban.
If those ground staff guys were so inclined they could have run right over her with the ground cover. Grunt your way out of this, you unattainable leggy goddess, you.
Big Babies. Your cyber-friendships are heartwarming,though.
buzzkill makes some very good points. I dont know why you all attack him like babies
Whoa, Batman, what the fuck? For the first time ever on this site, someone is going to take the high road here. Nice to see the diehards of WL stick together in times of douchebag crisis.
Honk if you demand satisfaction.
Odds of the guy on the far right being gay? 1:1.
In reference to the picture:
Dude on the far right is probably gay.
Or blind.
I'm just saying.