As noted in today's Hot Clicks, Page Six + Rush & Molloy = Truth.  And the gossip item that ran in both columns today is that cycling legend Lance Armstrong spent his evening CANOODLING with Ashley Olsen.  Here's the Page Six blurb:

The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Let's look at Lance's dating history since splitting with his wife a couple years back: Sheryl Crow (old, rich), Tory Burch (less old, richer), and Ashley Olsen (young, richer than God).  I can't fault his progression, and ordinarily I'd support screwing a younger woman who was a famous 3-year-old when you were 18, but this ain't right.  Ashley looks good in pictures and in this season's episodes of Weeds, but in real life she's a frail miniature person with a gigantic head.  Screwing her has gotta be like having your way with a midget Real Doll bobblehead.

UPDATE: Uh, I guess Mary Kate is the one in Weeds.  Whatever, man.  They're fucking twins.  It's not like I'm their parents.