journo-porn has struck again, this time in the Red Sox clubhouse.
"So much for wearing these clothes home," [manager Terry] Francona cracked, the beer-and-champagne mix dripping down his bald head, into his eyes, past his chin, and onto the red underclothes that he still wore.
But that was nothing compared to the double dose of champagne Theo Epstein took from Schilling and Papelbon, an explosion of the sticky liquid sending him shooting across the clubhouse floor…
I commend the author, Amalie Benjamin, on her impressive ability to make deadline while typing with only one hand. God knows I could never do that. If I ever got the chance to report from the showers of the women's beach volleyball tour, the only deadline I'd make is the next morning's police blotter — as a victim of sexual assault! Because the women, they cannot resist!
(Thanks to Dan and Mike for the tips!)
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Sadly not involved: Yoko.
Boy, get to the playoffs for the first time in 14 years, and they get bukakke all of a sudden.
*bukkake. Shit. I hate misspelling Asian sex acts.
And start building the sexual assault pyramid…now!
That's one strange milk add.
that's a picture of the Phillies celebrating, with Rollins getting all Iguchied.
Dear Penthouse Forum, ……..
Circle Jerk ~= Bukkake
Rape ~= ?
Hentai ~= Asian Cartoon Porn
Furries ~= Cartoon Animal Porn
Lets all just take a minute to focus on the Rape. Your thoughts?
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"…an explosion of the sticky liquid sending him shooting across the clubhouse floor…"
I'm sensing that Amalie is trying to send some sort of message here…
Listen, if you want me to rape Amelie, you are going to have to say so, I don't understand all this symbolism.
Why is he so self-conscious about his eyes? Ah yes, the long standing No Asian rule in the main lockerroom, that was of course, started by Ted Williams. God, he hated Asians.
What a racist clubhouse. Bud Light? Surely Jimmy would've rather had Olde English, and Iguchi a Sapporo.
Amalie Benjamin = woof
Kathyrn Tappen = holy lord almight what a woman
That's not Iguchi celebrating with the Phillies.
That's Kazuhito Tadano's college movie.
There's a more fitting picture of ARod getting a load (of bubbly) blown in his face, but I'm too lazy(town) to go look for it.
J-porn? I'm listening, I'm listening…
/Hideki Matsui
…an explosion of the sticky liquid sending him shooting across the clubhouse floor…
That scene in 'Scary Movie' when the guy ejaculates and shoots the girl to the ceiling immediately comes to mind. (Yes, I realize all of the 'Scary Movies' sucked major ass).
The best scene of that movie is the Giant Joint attempting to smoke a "Wayan's brotha"
"…an explosion of the sticky liquid sending him shooting across the clubhouse floor…"
Adding the obligatory "Dustin Pedroia is gay" joke.
“IT’S THE MLB PLAYOFFS, SO BRING ON THE MILK!!! WHOOO!!! HIT ME WITH THE SKIM MILK!!!”
Dane Cook shilling journo-porn for MLB = nightmare fuel
Dane Cook sez "There's only ONE way for a hack to get famous, steal material!"