10.11.07 JOEY PORTER IS CRAZY, TOTALLY PWN3D
Ah, Joey Porter. Backer of lines, talker of trash, bagger of douche. As you may know, the ex-Steeler has mixed it up with former AFC Central rival Kellen Winslow in the past, and with Winslow's Browns playing Porter's Dolphins this weekend, the linebacker re-opened the war of words.
"He's a receiver, really," Porter said. "He's not a tight end, because he's not going to block anybody. If you ask me who's going to win the Joey Porter-Kellen Winslow battle: Me."… "It really hasn't been a war," Porter said Wednesday. "It's been one-sided. I've never lost to him. It's like me picking on my little brother."
And then Winslow was all:
"I'm not into the individual-battle thing," he said. "It's a team thing. We're 2-3 and they're 0-5 and we're looking for a win. He doesn't have to worry about me. He should be worried about the team concept. They're 0-5 right now." … "I think Joey Porter needs a hug," Winslow said, smiling. "He's so angry, man."
I'm actually impressed at how stupid Joey Porter is. I thought he might be quiet after guaranteeing a win over Oakland (didn't happen), but no: he really is the dumbest rat in the lab. And to get burned by Kellen Winslow… Kellen Winslow destroyed his knee riding a motorcycle and famously called himself a "soldier" for playing football. It's not like Winslow is Oscar Wilde or Dorothy Parker. I swear to God, most office staplers could win a debate with Joey Porter.
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JOEY PORTER IS CRAZY, TOTALLY PWN3D
Oh Look! A Blue car!
Porter seldom pickes passes,
And he's dumb as molasses.
Kellen Winslow: Voice of Reason???
It’s looking like it might be time hang myself. And by “hang myself”, I mean give myself road head.
Way to rep the alma mater, Joey.
Oh yeah, update: YOU ARE NO LONGER GOOD AT FOOTBALL, AND NEITHER IS YOUR TEAM.
That is all.
"picks", for fuck's sake. Time to
go home anddrink.Q: "Kellen, Is the Winslow-Porter pillow fight enough to entice me to watch a Browns-Dolphins game?"
A: "We're 2-3 and they're 0-5."
thats "fucking soldier" to you
Porter: I guarantee I will shove these fucking staples through those motherfucking document bitches before that punk ass stapler has even thought about stapling one fucking document.
Stapler: Ca-chunk.
My roommate and I split some shots and pitchers with this douche and Clark Haggans at Washington's one Saturday way back. He was a douche then and he's a dou-ché now. Thanks for making my Rams proud. God knows we could use some pride nowadays.
Have you seen my stapler? It's red…
Here's my take as a Browns fan. Kellen Winslow did everything in his power to make me hate him. Then he took the field. The guy is a machine. He catches everything and he punishes the guys who show up to tackle him. Kellen Winslow is a man.
P.S. Will Smith and Matt Damon were great in Bagger of Douche.
It's not like Winslow is Oscar Wilde or Dorothy Parker
Mmmm…Jennifer Jason Leigh (she played Dorothy Parker in a movie).
Didn't Porter, during that guarantee against the Raiders, also get 4 tackles? Four. For a linebacker.
"I swear to God, most office staplers could win a debate with Joey Porter."
Key word here = Most. Some office staplers can't argue for shit.. hell, some struggle to even form a basic sentence.
Kellen Winslow was hilarious in Police Academy. And he did pwn Baby Kangaroo Porter. ROTFLOL and WWJD.
"You going to eat that Stapler?"
"Well sir, you can't eat a sta—"
"Wanna split it?"
Glad the Steelers let him go. The front office looks smarter each time Porter opens his mouth.
When you can no longer play the game, some start to open their mouth…some say bat-shit crazy stuff, then others at a rest stop off of I-75…you never know.
enrico pallazo guy is fucking weird
Says the guy named 'analherpes'
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Enrico likes to give head. Funny.
don't steal my avatar you unoriginal prick.
suck a dick fag
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