I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED
10.16.07
Yesterday we learned that Ohio can has tight-assed school administrators who are terrified of the notion of students wearing body paint to support the school. Today, predictably: Florida.
Yes, the two bikini-clad seventeen-year-old seniors pictured here were ejected from Manatee High's big game, while similarly decked-out males were allowed to stay. Why, you ask? Well, why does everything I write about happen? Because people are fucking douchebags.
School district policy states that it is up to administrators to decide whether something is appropriate or not and in this case, the principal decided that the girls' outfits were not appropriate. Once the girls came in, there were a number of people who came up to the principal, the assistant principal and other school administrators who were very upset over their appearance, school spokeswoman Margi Nanney said. "We have never had complaints about the men or the boys."
My God, I can only imagine the thousands of dollars the school saved by preventing the riots these two girls surely would have caused. The girls are dressed so provocatively! They surely would have been raped — nay, torn limb from limb! — had school officials not bravely acted on their behalf when asshole parents came bitching to them.

no, no
No, yes
They surely would have been raped — nay, torn limb from limb!
Austin Scott fails to see the problem here.
The one girl's last name is Cummings, that is funny. Also, is Manatee High's nickname the Manatees ?
and yes, no… I prefer thick to pasty
no, no……maybe they would spark my interest if we had a better picture. Or if they, i dont know, had breasts.
Should be nice to them anyway, they may blossom out in college.
Also, this is why when they were handing out genders pre-conception I was hustling to the male line. That way I could paint my body in multi-colors, wearing nothing but a bannana hammock, "forget" to shave any specific area and not have "school administrators" "complain" about my "appearance".
Once again as a Floridian, I feel compelled to apologize. Not for our puritanical douche-baggery, but rather the undersized breasts of our high school-aged girls.
"We have never had complaints about the men or the boys."
Sometimes the gay jokes write themselves.
(The other times, you just insert Vince Carter and you're good to go.)
(The other times, you just insert Vince Carter and you're good to go).
Is that another gay joke?
Is that another gay joke?
It might even be a double entendre. Vince Carter: the gay joke who keeps on giving.
I had sex with a hot chick last night- not a gay joke
I had sex with Vince Carter last night – gay joke
@wwsm: well done.
Only cheerleaders are allowed to dress like that, dumb whores…
Fred Smoot loves double entendres.
I had sex with a hot chick last night- not a gay joke
I had sex with Vince Carter last night – gay joke
Vince Carter had sex with a hot chick last night… it's sad how some people live a lie.
Brady Quinn wants to know what you guys are talking about
Nothing sexier than matching knee socks…rawrrrr.
I'm sure it would have been OK had these girls come to the game topless with Jorts though.
Stop ogling them! Unless you're a pedophile, that is. Then you have rights.
/Mr. Stokke
"…from Manatee High's big game."
Vs. the Bradenton Boat Props?
wwsm…are you from toronto?
just curious, cuz if you are we could
totally hang outshare our disdain for wincent lamar after he sandbagged the raptors.Merk:
I'm not from Toronto. I just don't like it when women dress as men, sign fat contracts, and then miss half the season with cramps.
I'd like to apologize to everyone, Central Florida is the Ohio of Florida.
…telling about our nation's support for the Arts in our school systems.
wwsm. Amen.
Q: What's high in the middle and round on both ends?
A: Not my cock.