Yesterday we learned that Ohio can has tight-assed school administrators who are terrified of the notion of students wearing body paint to support the school.  Today, predictably: Florida.

Yes, the two bikini-clad seventeen-year-old seniors pictured here were ejected from Manatee High's big game, while similarly decked-out males were allowed to stay.  Why, you ask?  Well, why does everything I write about happen?  Because people are fucking douchebags.

School district policy states that it is up to administrators to decide whether something is appropriate or not and in this case, the principal decided that the girls' outfits were not appropriate. Once the girls came in, there were a number of people who came up to the principal, the assistant principal and other school administrators who were very upset over their appearance, school spokeswoman Margi Nanney said. "We have never had complaints about the men or the boys."

My God, I can only imagine the thousands of dollars the school saved by preventing the riots these two girls surely would have caused.  The girls are dressed so provocatively!  They surely would have been raped — nay, torn limb from limb! — had school officials not bravely acted on their behalf when asshole parents came bitching to them.