The NBA season is just around the corner, and it looks more and more like the Lakers' Kobe Bryant is determined to Vince Carter his way into trade. But lost causes are Ryan Parker's specialty, and in this video he begs for Jerry Buss and Kobe to work out their differences. The song's all sincere and, like, semi-professional sounding, so it feels kinda weird posting it here. Usually I just find some jackass in a Bears jersey playing the kazoo or whatever, so I'm sorry if you're disappointed.
(Hmmm… Note to self: find jackass in Bears jersey playing kazoo.)
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With "Kobe" and "Songs" in the headline, I expected a cover of "Rape Me".
Whatever. Still sounds better than Nickelback.
As a Bears season ticket holder, I've seen jackasses in Bears jerseys do a lot of things. Don't think I've ever seen one play a kazoo, however.
I'll be on the lookout for it this weekend, tho.
So he wanted the Lakers to trade Kobe…?
Kobe is such a bad ass, HE will trade the Lakers for a new team…
and by BAD ASS, I mean he is a punk and I fucking hate him….
I'm also writing a song to express my feelings about Kobe, but I've hit a snag. What rhymes with, "I hope you get gang-raped by Ben Wallace's posse?"
That's MR. Jackass to you, sonny.
Did WL pull in extra ad dollars for posting a video with Kareem and Magic in American Apparel booty shorts?
What rhymes with, "I hope you get gang-raped by Ben Wallace's posse?"
Because complete rectal prolapse may prove to be costly.
Music to me ears.
Maybe The Butthole Surfers can compose a tribute song for Kobe.
@devang – Pepper-Spray?
I stopped watching when I saw the Laker Knife
Its okay. We've got Kopitar.
That crybaby makes me so angry I could rape a hotel employee.
Jim Jones
Kopitar won’t save you.. he has horrible hops, flops way too much and his Assist to turnover ratio is pathetic…
combine that with the fact that skates really hurt the court and nobody in LA cares about hockey, and really.. you’re screwed.
Kobe is just like the rest of us in that he also comes here for the rape jokes.