10.29.07 GOSSIP RAGS ARE RETARDED
the latest scoop on Cowboys QB Tony Romo and his active love life. And by "scoop" I mean they saw him in Vegas LA, where he was propositioned by some chubby drunk bar skank:
Britney Spears [was] enjoying herself big-time Friday night at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux. Her good time seemed to have a lot to do with enjoying the company of big-gun Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo. Hunky sports hero Tony knows a thing or three about picking up blitzes, but he seemed caught off guard by Britney's southern charms. Say what you will about Britney, she doesn't seem to have any problem attracting men.
Listen, Tony Romo is mildly retarded and all, but I have a real tough time believing that a guy who can convince Sophia Bush to come watch people play video games would do anything more with Britney Spears than maybe tolerate her presence. Unless he's got a time machine in his cock that can screw Britney back to 2000, there's no way he's interested in her. Although if he does have a time-cock, I totally respect him now. And also understand why he spends all that time in the graveyard.
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GOSSIP RAGS ARE RETARDED
Unless he's got a time machine in his cock that can screw Britney back to 2000
(Slow clap)
Well-done, sir. Well done.
Time Cock > Time Cop.
Mia Sara is freakin' sexy as hell though
Sophia Bush…….YUM Fucking Carrie Fucking Underwood….Let her piss on my face, just to see where it comes from………Britney Spears? Not even crack head corner worthy….
stop it. its nothing 3 weeks of blow can't fix
Does this time-cock run on a flux capacitor? Also, does it have to be ran up to 88 mph? Finally, does the song "Back in Time" performed by Huey Lewis and The News come into play?
Brit-ney?
@LT: 3 weeks, with a buttload of X…
Thomas Edison was working on a time machine for your cock. Unfortunately, all he came up with was a 6 legged chair that will not tip over.
2005: SI Cover Jinx
2006: Madden Cover Jinx
2007 (and beyond): Britney Crotch Jinx
You've been warned, Tony.
nice work by 289 getting romo in there with the wig on. I almost didn't recognize him, but now is unmistakably him.
*it is unmistakably
rushed thru that one.
Wasn't Time-cock a shitty Van Damme movie? Wait, that's redundant.
I think Britney has a time-snatch, because fucking that will set you back at least five years.
Tonya Harding would be a better white trash beard.
JP Losman says JP bangs Britney Spears every other Wednesday….giggitty giggittyy o mouse trap fever moustache ride my ass
cocaine is your answer to everything winslow.
this post is begging for a 'time cock' tag.
Love him or hate him (and Good God I hate him,) Justin Timberlake is the sole possessor of the Time-Cock. While it can't go back in time, it sounds an alarm when the woman he's dating hits her hotness-peak.
Cocaine isn't the answer to everything? It fixed my National Guard career. He he
Tony Romo isn't actually interested in Britney Spears. He just got confused because she currently resembles Peter King.
Allright guys, Grabass Time is over. Let's try keeping it clean.
is joe buck really needed? i feel like it's the actual douchebag.. and rarely (as is the real life joe buck) is it ever funny.
there, i said it.
I guess kudos to you, you really nailed it.
Hilarious stuff, Merk. Believe me, I can take a joke. In this business, if you don't have a self-depracating sense of humor, you'll be back doing Double A Ball games in Pougkeepsie.
Watch it, Hugh, Timberlake references will get you nothing but banned.
Does anyone else notice how much girls freak out when they play her new song in clubs,
Whoever wrote the song knew what they were doing.
P.S. I think Joe Buck is Safari Joe
WL Joe Buck = Steven Colbert of commenters. Just let him do his thing.
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