GOD’S LINEBACKER HAS A BLOG
10.09.07
As friendly reader Dave pointed out, Ravens linebacker/righteous God-fearing accessory to murder Ray Lewis has a blog, and it's basically everything you could ever want or need for inspirational text:
Life is about making a stand. Making one stand that I know things won't always be the way I want them to be, but I got faith enough to know that whatever it is, I'm OK with it because I know God is willing our mind… You don't run from losses. You go through them, because when you go through them, that's what builds a man, that's what builds integrity, that's what builds character – going through things, not around them.
I have to agree with Ray. I killed some people in Iraq with a 7.62mm coaxial machine gun, and just like Ray, I got away scot-free. Sure, they only had AK-47s, but they were at least as dangerous as random people at the Super Bowl. Anyway, the bottom line is that killing people adds to your character and integrity. As you can clearly see from the content of this blog.
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"…going through things, not around them."
Cedric Bensen has been trying this all year and he's averaging 2 yards a carry.
Tom Brady's knees still operate.
There is no God.
Looks like they have the +/- system working there.
I guess that whole idea went out the window, Ufford?
You don't run from losses. You go through them.
With the help of a highly armed militia, er, group of loyal friends.
I guess that whole idea went out the window, Ufford?
Actually, it got placed on indefinite hold as shady business deals go on over my head. Long story short: fuck you, it's not in my hands.
I went through a vagina in 1970. With my whole body.
Wonder if God was willing his mind to be an accomplice to murder?
Now WL will be the second most religious blog I go to every day.
And remember kids, Ray Lewis isn't a murderer… he's a double murderer.
You don't run from losses.
Unless the "loss" is "loss of life" and you can "run" in a limosuine.
Everybody dumps on poor Ray. Can't you see he just wanted to get a jump start on his post football career as the second coming of OJ Simpson?
+1 WDYA. Tremendous.
Weird.
I always figured God's linebacker would have longer hair, and probably be white despite the typical skin color for people in the region.
Mike Tyson believes rape also builds character.
That brown suit doesn't do that piece of shit justice.
I killed some people in Iraq with a 7.62mm coaxial machine gun, and just like Ray, I got away scot-free. Sure, they only had AK-47s, but they were at least as dangerous as random people at the Super Bowl.
Thanks for that whole 'fighting for our country' thing, by the way.
Whoever had to type up "Ray Lewis – God's Linebacker" at SI probably has taken half a pound worth of skin off his hands trying to get them clean. Ugh. How does this man live with himself? … that last one was to Ray Lewis, not the SI guy… though I've been wondering about the editor, too.
So… much… rage… die..die..die!
"Making one stand that I know things won't always be the way I want them to be, but I got faith enough to know that whatever it is, I'm OK with it because I know God is willing our mind. . . "
Uh, what?
I killed some people in Iraq.
Homeless or Hookers???
Homeless hookers.