Emmy Rossum sang the National Anthem at the New Jersey Devils' game the other night, which is pretty important news because she's hot and just turned 21 last month. Apparently she brought along her evil stepmother and her friend Some Dark-haired Chick, and judging by the photos it looks like having seats right behind the bench is a total–
Whoa. Hold on a second. When did hockey start?
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I'd five hole her. Don't know who she is, but that doesn't stop true love.
I could get my dick caught in those curls.
Don't you hate it when women sit like ladies? For Allah's sake, woman, show us some labia or go home!
A big-haired white girl who knows how to handle two microphones (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) without messing up her make-up?
Now THAT'S a Jersey girl!
She'd be prettier without the Devils jersey.
I'm not much a fan, but her tits looked good in Phantom of the Opera, I wouldn't mind watching her throw down with Derek Boogaard.
"When did hockey start?"
Dont worry, thats a new joke, good one….fag
And shes not hot, she looks like she has down syndrome
Pic#6 Yes, no, yes…….Who am I kidding….Yes, Yes, Yes…..God help me!!!!
Whoa… I just had to penalize myself for high sticking.
Almost as good of a joke as talking in the third person, JP. Please discuss the "deal" with airline food for your next act.
JP: Frustrated?
I'd like to make a joke about a stick in a crease, but that would be too easy.
Jim Jones?
A hockey post! quick post a youtube link showing what Kopitar did last night! Quick!
Jim Jones?
A hockey post! quick post a youtube link showing what Kopitar did last night! Quick! While it's relevant!
Executed this day: JP Losman.
Damn, now my account at the spank bank is officially overdrawn.
Down syndrome can be hot, if you put it into the Doctor/patient gig? Works for me when I visit you mom. ZING!!!
whoa… i think JP just got the boot.
whoa…i think i'm just about 3 posts behind
Damn, try to get too him before the guilatine dropped! That was quick!!
JP= Just Pwned
Kind of a fivehead she's got there, but she's pretty, with big, pouty lips, has nice legs, and you can tell she's got a nice rack even under that bulky jersey. In other words, hells yeah!
be prepared for new weak posts from Trent Edwards
JP wouldn't have been so bad if the shtick wasn't so poorly executed. I think Joe Buck's act is kind of amusing – though I don't believe the real Joe Buck says "Boo-yah" that much.
Also, I'd never heard of Emmy Rossum, but she's officially okay in my book.
Alas, we now mourn the passing of another retarded commentor. I'm going to celebrate by hurling a load onto Emmy Rossum's eyeball. Those who care to join me, please do so in private.
Oh yea, it's that chick from "The Day After Tomorrow".
Damn you, snow!
I have a feeling batman is going to be posting 3rd person unfunniness on the next post…
If she's actually from Jersey that pretty much ruins it for me.
This chick is the busted-face version of Natalie Portman… coming from someone who has no idea who she is, and no reference to how hot she may or may not look in a torn white outfit holding a blaster.. with the flap blowing in the wind… just teasing side boob… teasing! What was I talking about?
Nice one, Punch. I regret to say that I saw The Day After Tomorrow (European title: Two Days from Now). I just can't get enough of movies where weather is the villain.
If she's actually from Jersey that pretty much ruins it for me
Speaking of getting booted, that topic has gotten me warned a time or two on here i think, but i am with you ITB
@ Matt…
Is that your excuse for land before time IV – VII tucked behind those girls gone wild VHSs?
Some Dark-haired Chick was a cop on Law and Order. She handcuffed people. Hot.
Love me some Law and Order…SVU though with that short haired chick…..It is like Moon Lighting with no laugh track….When are they going to fuck?? Where was I going with this??
Now if only we can get Anne Hathaway singing
toplessat a Jets game…I might learn to love NY after all.fun fact from her wikipedia page
"Rossum suffers from celiac disease, an auto-immune disorder marked by the body’s intolerance of food containing gluten"
fun fact from the celiac disease wikipedia page
"Symptoms include chronic diarrhoea, failure to thrive (in children) and fatigue"
continue with your fantasies fellas. just know she likely would shy away from anal
I'm not sure that qualifies as a "fun fact"
More like "tragic information"
no "chicks I would do" tag ?
So she has the runs; big deal. As they say, "If there's runny poop coming out the brown eye, go ahead and have intercourse with her anyway!"
More like "tragic information"
Something tells me Doogie is still as in love as ever.
I think women prone to leaky orifices would like to have them plugged.
And, yes. She, too, can touch my penis.
Pictures #1-3:
Man with clipboard tries desperately to conceal hard on.
The whole family at FOXSPORTS would like to issue our condolences to the Losman family. JP was a class act and his wisdom and insight will not be forgotten.
WDYA and Tim, I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your respective newsletters.
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what is this "Emmy Rossum" and where can I get one?
"Rossum suffers from celiac disease, an auto-immune disorder marked by the body’s intolerance of food containing gluten"
As long as there's no gluten in sperm, I'm still listening.
Emmy Rossum: "Gotta support the team".
Holy Crap on the dark haired girl in the middle. Yes please.
Allen Rossum's sister is hot, but can she return punts?