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Remember when Dida had his face gently touched by a fan who had run onto the field? Then he took four normal steps before falling down and pretending to need medical assistance before getting a stretcher ride off the field? If not, watch the video here.
Well, guess what? Cuntface McCowardpussy actually got sanctioned for it.
UEFA have banned AC Milan keeper Dida for two Champions League matches for his theatrical fall against Celtic. Dida was found to have breached UEFA's "principles of loyalty, integrity and sportsmanship".
Of course, that's just for Champions League, which is regulated by all of Europe's soccer associations. Back home in Serie A, Dida was given Italy's highest award for valor. I believe it's called the Golden Vagina.
(Thanks to sexy Kristine. Rowr!)
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LOL @ Cuntface McCowardPussy!!!
Bono isn't the record holder, he's the record!!!
I see Kristine gets an adjective – sexy: a link and has a foxy cartoon avatar. Man, even the supposedly egalitarian internet has its subtle class structures. Harumph.
Dida is such a pansy. Now, Brad Freidel: THERE'S a keeper, alright. The Giant American.
GO ROVERS
Unfortunately I cannot take credit for that Gem although I do suggest you get over and read the Jamboroo.
Unfortunately I cannot take credit for that Gem although I do suggest you get over and read the Jamboroo.
didn't I read that Sylvester Stallone has hired Dida to be his Acting coach in Rambo 4 on Film Drunk?
@HHY… Brady Quinn loves soccer
Are we sure he's not French.
Dida – More like Dido
Oh Snap
Are sure he's not French.
I got a concussion once from getting hit in the head with a cottonball…I'm on a whole 'nother level of pussy-assnesssss.
God damn Swany!!! LOL!!!
"Chances are, you'll end up in a bathroom stall at four in the morning, with your head tucked between your knees, suffering through a shit that has no end. And smells like scrambled eggs to boot. You think it's over at one point. You really do. Lord knows enough has spilled out of you. But you know there's something left up there. Only it's not coming until your sphincter is as red as the Schaefer label."
No one? Really? All right, I'll do it:
This guy is why Americans will never love soccer.
Dida applied for the "Raging Stallion Players" but got turned down when they found out he actually won the Golden Cock award for being TOO gay.
This is a dangerous precident to set in a sport full of Cuntface McCowardpussys… It's like the whole god damn league is predicated upon the ability to run fast, kick a ball, and act like a total fag anytime anyone comes within 3 feet of you. I hope he gets cancer, because god probably hates him too.
Steve Player, the (former) Cleveland Browns punter takes more convincing dives. Probably has a swatch of Dida's choad in his wallet. AND the greatest 70's porn mustache in the league.
The soccer wussies sing this song,
Di-da, Di-da.
One more hit please, from the bong,
Oh, that Dida's gay.
"Cuntface McCowardpussy"
Well play, Matt.
WWSM. That's the Golden Cunt. Those pornstars are a classy crowd.
I thought the "golden vagina" was the most respected trophy at the Vivid Video Award show?
My sister won it 3 years running!