Wizards guard DeSahwn Stevenson has a thing for Lindsay Lohan. To the point that he's offering up $10,000 to whomever can put him in touch with her. Young, Black, and Fabulous (like me! …kinda) found this message on Stevenson's MySpace account.
I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay LoHan Deal………………. But Im Giving Somebody 10 Stacks If They Hook That Sh*t Up…………….. 4 U Slow Ppl 10 Thousand Dollars 2 The First Muthaf*cker Get Me The Contact 4 Her!!!!!!! Before My Ppl Get The Number They Moving 2 Slow 4 Me So Holla At Yo Boy If U Need That 10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!! U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan…………. First N*gga Or Female Get Me That Sh*t I Wire That Money Str8 2 Ur Account Hit Me On Email If U Got The Real Sh*t!!!!!!! TwoFamily@mac.com………………… Yadddddaaaaa Boy
Ummm… I don't speak jive fluently, but I'm pretty sure that's a bounty on Lindsay's vagina. Dude, it's not that hard to sleep with her. There's an easy two-step program for nailing Lindsay Lohan: (1) Go to rehab. (2) Have a penis. Ta-da! That's a real live coke whore/movie star on you're getting VD from!
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he must reeeeeeeeeeally like her b/c he offered "10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!!" which is like 10 million jr bacon cheeseburgers.
I'm confused. Can't he afford the new and improved disease free poon-tang?
LT. Winslow: Nice catch. You should offer to be his accountant. For, like, 20000 grand per month.
Hooked on phonics worked for me.
All he needs to do is what I have said once before… Go to Hollywood, take some cocaine and pour it on your cock, then shake it. It's kinda like the "Banjo Minnow" for famous whores.
further support for requiring 2 years of college before allowing players to enter the nba.
also, wwsm, evidently its just a matter of personal preference. from his wiki "On June 20, 2001, 20-year-old Stevenson was charged with statutory rape. He was accused of having sexual intercourse with a 14 year-old girl from Fresno."
I can't decide if I want to hook up DeShawn Stevenson with Lindsay Lohan or take Tom Brady out at the knees. They both seem easy with great rewards.
lol, that U education is paying off
"Yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it."
Is Lindsey like a boutique STD shop? You don't want to get it from some whore you met at the Spanish bodega down the street, you want the classy STD, the kind you can bring up at a dinner party about how unique it is and how long it took for your symptoms to arrive. It just sounds better.
U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan
Could someone help me out with text-messaging shorthand rules? Like…leave the "w" off of "know" to save time, but keep the silent "k"?
Also, why the need to emphasize White Girl? No living black person has that many freckles (R.I.P. Dennis Johnson).
Hey, you know what they say… See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em?
Leg er' down to smack 'em yak 'em!
Cold got to be!
Q: What do 10 million junior bacon cheeseburgers and Lohan's vagina have in common?
A: Eating either will almost instantly kill you.
A: If you survive eating either, you almost certainly will never see your penis again.
A: Both smell like a diaper filled with Indian food.
Bill O'Reilly reads this and feels vindicated.
Punch: Golly.
He must be really into freckles………and coked up celebrity whores.
Wait, doesn't Lindsay still have a wager/bounty out for David Beckham?
he could have Britney for tree-fiddy and a pack of Camel Lights
Mel Hall would approve.
I've been dying to be someone's "FIRST N*GGA".
Somebody get this man some construda!
"What's a Nubian?"
Any chick that you can bang in a bathroom stall is hot! Imagine, the smell of shit from the stall next to you, the sound of skin smacking skin, and someone breaking wind, and the awesom feel of sweat on the skin from going through DT's. Sexy!
http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/08/27/rehab-staff-catch-lindsay-lohan-in-the-bathroom-with-male-patient/
Hello fellow American, this you should vote me, I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thaaaank yooou. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes. Theyll be lower…son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia…so do.
DeShawn Needs That Firecrotch!
What's With Capitalizing Every Word In That Post?
Lindsay's got some big ass tit-tays.
I hope he does hook up with Lindsay, and catches a virulent strain of AIDS that kills him in a week, so that the world will have one less idiot wasting air.
BATMAN DOES KNOW WHAT "INSERT CRAZY BLACK NAME" STEVENSON SAID BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUSLY IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE, BUT BATMAN GUESSES HE HAS A THING FOR SLUTTY LOHAN
Batman needs to stop talking in third person and typing in caps.
It's hard to believe things didn't work out in Utah with the Jazz for this guy.
10K can get you a Kilo, right?