Former NFL receiver David Boston spent much of his career attached to the the adjective "embattled" — up to and including his release from the Buccaneers this fall following his arrest for DUI. Things haven't gotten much better for Boston recently, as he has now added an arrest for "felony false imprisonment, misdemeanor domestic battery, culpable negligence and resisting an officer without violence." Sun-Sentinel sez:
According to the [police] report, the dispute began when Renee Boston took her 2-year-old daughter for a short walk. When she was nearing her house, she saw David Boston in his vehicle pulling out of the driveway, leaving their 1-month-old son alone in the house. Police said Renee Boston was locked out, and she could hear their baby crying inside. She called David Boston, who said he was just driving around the block.
When he returned, the couple began to argue. According to police, David Boston became angry and threw a sofa cushion at his wife, hitting her in the face and nearly hitting the baby. When she called 911, he ripped the phone cord from the wall.
Oh, what's the big deal? The kid's one month old, not a master of disguise jewel thief on the lam or a donut in the pressbox. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be there when he gets back. At a month old babies are just useless lumps that produce tears and shit. They may as well not even have limbs.
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p.s. Thanks to Winslow for the tip.
p.s. Thanks to Winslow for the tip.
Gay jokes belong on that other post.
He sucked as a receiver, so he'll be convicted swiftly.
Great picture. After a crummy season so far it really made my day!!
The kid's one month old, not a master of disguise jewel thief on the lam or a donut in the pressbox.
Well played. Though I do think it's a shame to have glossed over the whole throwing a sofa cushion at the wife thing.
"A real man throws cookies at their spouse, not pillows."
-J. Kidd
In Boston's defense, a good father doesn't take his infant to meet the steroid dealer.
Fuck you, WAS, I had my cookie joke all ready! Damn you, Weeeeeeeed!!!!
/shakes fist to the heavens
Sofa Cushion? Respect.
This is an outrage. I will be waiting around the corner for this prick with a baseball bat made of bubble wrap.
He took a pillow cushion off the couch to throw at the bitch? What the hell? Was their no picture frames near by? or remote controls? Thats a lot of work to hit a bitch with something. I mean….when you want to sit back down you got to put that shit back on the couch. No wonder why he never excelled in the NFL. How can you run a successful post route when you are making bad decisions like this.
He was able to throw something at his wife and find the remote control — all in one action.
He was able to throw something at his wife and find the remote control — all in one action.
PLUS find about 80 cents in loose change… hey, diapers don't buy themselves.
@Suss – he also found the one-hitter he thought he lost. It turned out to be a good day – except for getting arrested, of course.
(obviously I meant to use the italics for Suss's quote there…)
The couch was made of lead.
He is just lucky in his rage he grabbed the right cushion and not the one filled with a brick of cash and his "supplements"
What fun is resisting an officer without violence? You haven't lived until you've been beaten and maced repeatedly after kicking a cop in the nuts.
What do you expect from a guy who USES THE DATE RAPE DRUG HIMSELF. I'm pretty sure that his bitch knew what she was getting into.
This story isn't nearly as weird as the one when he was playing with the Dolphins and supposedly his pierced nipples got infected by the shoulder pads rubbing them…or something like that
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me>boston, buzzkill>enrico, batman>all
Go fuck yourself, Buzzkill and Batman. I stopped Reggie Jackson from killing the queen. What have you two abortion survivors ever done?
Batman has defeted many enemies in his day. Batman is a god among men. I believe you are copying buzzkill's avatar, are you not enrico?
Go fuck yourself, Buzzkill and Batman. I stopped Reggie Jackson from killing the queen. What have you two abortion survivors ever done?
What has batman ever done? Is that a serious question?
Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^ 2894872893 >>>>> Enrico
hey guys well this is really funny to read you know because david boston is actually my neibor! we live in coper city thats all im going to say for either legal resons and privacy resons but i saw the whole thing. it was an amazing site to see so many cops packed around the whole place including mine and i had the veiw in front of his door from my balcony it is an amazing site to see aman get tazzed and yell. but he is a nice man really i knew him personally but im not any famous person hes just my neighbor so just wanted to say all of that.and the whole situation took about 1 hour. and for the record the with did not have a bruise on here face when she got hit. i saw her walking to the car with a normal face.