
Brazilian stars Robinho (left) and Ronaldinho (whinny, stamp hoof) went wild with booze and sluts after their national team defeated Ecuador 5-0 last week, leading to both players' clubs (Real Madrid and Barca, respectively) to drop them from the roster for their next match.
O Globo says the party took place in Catwalk, one of the most luxurious discos in the city and whose owner, the Iranian Jafar Hajbrahim, was arrested less than a year ago over drug trafficking. At one point Robinho – who had been seen dancing with a voluptuous blonde – asked a security guard “for 40 condoms,” the report said, adding that the Real Madrid player left the disco at 5am. [...]
Looks like Robinho was trying to be a little more like Rob-in-ho!!! Yeah! High-five!
O Globo spoke of Ronaldinho as another player particularly “active” at the party. The daily says he was the last footballer to leave the disco – at 11am, hidden in the boot of a car to avoid being photographed. Ronaldinho is currently going through a most delicate patch in his career, amid rumours of his active nightlife in Barcelona… and criticism of the player’s poor performance on the pitch is equally loud.
Poor Ronaldinho. It may be time to put him out to pasture. Perhaps Robinho can teach him to stud. I guess his racing days are– God, somebody stop me. These horse jokes are terrible.
[FanHaus]


Equine references should be reserved solely for WNBA posts.
That said, no WNBA posts. I beg of you.
Ronaldinho declined an invite to be in the new Hall & Oats video because he was afraid it would damage his "pasture cred".
More soccer posts than normal Matt. We needed to have some pics of the sluts that were at this suare, yes I said "suare". They asked for condoms. If they didn't and went commando, than it is a gang bang, or fuck fest. At least they had some class.
brazilian women are out of their minds. i would have done the same thing as these guys.
Brazilian futbol-ers, we're not so different, you and I
O Solo Globo
Hmm…no sir, I don't like it.
asked a security guard “for 40 condoms,”
Of course, Mr. Robinho! Let me just pull out my absurdly large wallet that I keep dozens upon dozens of condoms in because I never know when I go out for the night if tonight is the night that I have to come inside 40 separate girls and not want to transmit disease.
They just want to be Rockstars.
Ronaldinho is currently going through a most delicate patch in his career
Whereas Robinho is trying to go through as much patch as possible. (Do the kids still use "patch" as a synonym for "vagina"?)
I like football. I like the Cowboys because I'm from
Elitist New England Prep SchoolsTexas like all real Amerikans. But I've never heard of these guys, and that's not just because they're black, I've heard of black people before, they live in New Orleans and can't swim.Mr. Ronaldinho? Mr. Elway on line one. Yes, sir. I'll send Sarah Jessica Parker right in.
hidden in the boot of a car to avoid being photographed
But slandering the boot is a bootable offense!
Condoms decrease street cred.
These horse jokes are terrible.
Have you seen Ronaldinho's teeth? Talk about taken straight from the horses mouth.
id like to have a crazy drunken night involving 40 condoms with Hope Solo
Ronaldinho–why the long face?
The Spanish teams can't possibly punish them more than their dongs got punished after that win. Being a soccer star in Rio after a national victory? Madonn'. That's like being Jimmy Page in a middle school the day Houses of the Holy came out.
Frau Blucher!!1
damn shift key
Footballers like whores and booze. Stop the presses!!
Tomorrow: Oprah still likes food.