As FanHaus's Michael David Smith noted, Tony Kornheiser was enamored with the metaphor of Colts safety Bob Sanders being Chuck Norris. MDS complains:
When Ron Jaworski mentioned that Sanders is a tough, physical player, Tony Kornheiser compared him to Chuck Norris. That was funny the first time. Less funny the second time. Not at all funny the third time. The fourth time I started…
"…angrily typing on my computer!"
With Leather supports any and all Chuck Norris references throughout the world of sports, especially if they include him battling the freakish telekinetic powers of Bob Costas. Besides, Sanders had a pretty measty night — he was all over the place, materializing from the ether to stuff the Jags' running game. Also, his tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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Bob Sanders calls this a slow Tuesday.
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ha… now let's see you turn this into a "favorite chuck norris fact" quoting for the comments. I've said em all, right there. take that. suckers.
The nose on the Sphinx was lost due to a Bob Sanders forced fumble.
Bob Sanders crashed chucknorrisfacts.com.
Kornheiser isn't even funny the first time he says something. At this point Chuck Norris should be doing MNF . Please stop with the celebrity interviews during the game.
Chuck Norris invented the CLIT, and made women have orgasms by just looking at it.
Bob Sanders gave Shuck Norris a Hickey. With his cock.
*Bob Sanders made women have orgasms by looking at it.
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Bob Sanders doesn't sack quarterbacks – he teabags them.
Bob Sanders plays 60 minutes a game.
BobSanderswillsexmutombo
Chuck Norris does not recognize Kornheiser because Chuck Norris killed Judaism.
Chuck Norris killed a bear using only a butter knife and his two hands.
Bob Sanders can only fit the tip inside the thunderlabia.
Bob Sanders has a secret recipe for fried chicken that's better than the Colonel's, but he just doesn't feel like sharing its tastiness with anybody.
Kornheiser doing Dennis Miller karaoke makes my eyes and ears bleed out. No, wait, it's the helmets exploding in the MNF intro.
Bob Sanders killed a bear by tackling it.
When Bob Sanders naps writes the popular football blog Kissing Suzy Kolber.
*he writes
When Bob Sanders naps he writes the
popularfootball blog Kissing Suzy Kolber./Fixed
Bob Sanders has the ability to smack the gay outta Pey-Pey, he just chooses not to.
Bob Sanders wrote "Stairway to Heaven".
Under Bob Sanders' dreads lives another fist.
Bob Sanders is an above average football player.
What? No good?
Bob Sanders wears a toupee that's not fooling anyone.
Bob Sanders sent my game piece back to start, and he wasn't even Sorry…
Under Bob Sanders' dreads lives another fist.
+1 HHY.
For Bob Sanders, the laws of gravity are optional.
"I'll rip the hair right off his chest." – Bruce Lee
With a name like "Kornheiser" are we surprised? Suddenly Theisman is less insufferable.
I look forward to Kornholer's next attempt at humor.
Bob Sanders does not find Tony Kornheiser amusing.
Can't imagine what his name has to do with anything, kilowatt.
Bob Sanders puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
Bob Sanders is not batman.
Bob Sanders and Christy Brinkley could talk me into buying a Total Gym.
I think he compared Sanders to Jack Bauer too.
One of those "If Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer had a love child, it would be Bob Sanders" type of things.
Except Bob Sanders would come out of the womb and punch the nurse in the babymaker.
Bobby "da hitman"Sanders would have taken out Russell Crowe
Bob Sanders hits so hard your momma feels the pain.
Bob Sanders lost his virginity before his dad did.
Bob Sanders something something.
Michael Vick started a dog fighting ring knowing full well he'd get caught and subsequently put in prison. It turns out he wanted to go to jail so that he'd be safe from Bob Sanders. This serves as evidence in support of Einstein's theory that getting violently gang raped by skinheads is less traumatic than getting hit by Bob Sanders.