Eric Scnupp, the offensive line/tight ends coach at Baylor, received a citation late Saturday night for urinating on the bar at a public alehouse called Scruffy Murphy's, which is (not surprisingly) frequented primarily by students.
The alleged incident happened around closing time, as employees were getting patrons out of the bar, said bartender Danny Severe, who was working at the time. Severe said an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police, who were already at the bar for an unrelated matter.
“While we were kicking everybody out, he apparently thought that nobody was looking and whipped it out and (urinated) on the bar,” Severe said. “He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”
Soooooo… am I the only one wondering about the logistics of this feat? Was he standing on a chair? Is he seven-foot-one? Or is Scruffy Murphy's a bar for midgets? I hope it's a bar for midgets. You can't blame a guy for peeing on a midget bar. Because what are they gonna do about it?
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Patrick Dennehy is shocked by this kind of behavior.
Look, when you coach a big time college football program like Baylor you should have carte fucking blanche at Scruffy Murphy's. I don't give a shit what that unshaven Irish fuck who owns the places says. Get a haircut and sober up you God damn hippie!
Najeh Davenport sees this as a challenge to his honor.
When I am in a bar and get a stiffy, I always piss on the bar. Just unzip and let it arc.
is there something i'm missing about davenport? between the "your move najeh davenport" and mikeski's post me thinks there i am.
After a while it's pretty much everybody else around you's fault when they've let you get so drunk that you're pissing on their property. At least that's what I tell my girlfriend when i piss on her laundry, alarm clock, lap talk, parent's carpet, cat, roommate's bed…
*laptop
almost had it there.
Eric Scnupp, from?
Eric Scnupp, from?
I can only guess tha U.
Merk: Najeh shat in a girl's laundry hamper when he was in college.
Also from the U?
Najeh Davenport.
Your move, Lt. Winslow.
@George… Yeah, I was going to say take a step back and fire upward to hit it on an arc, but stiffys work too. I pissed in a bar called the Gingerbread man in PennState last month under a booth because even the guys bathroom gets a 5 minute line… fucking rediculous. I feel his pain, but he should have at least pissed under a table or behind the Golden Tee.
AJ Daulerio is unimpressed (and, possibly using the moniker "Merk").
I'm an official 6 for 6 in pissing while standing at the bar. I even pulled the old "order a drink from the bartender whilst pissing on the bar" once. But, I keep the shitting to toilets and my underwear, oh and the occasional "late night break-in at the public pool".
“He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”
That's circumstantial evidence at best.
You wanna prove it's HIS piss, you gonna need to test it for DNA, chief.
The trick is to do it early in the evening, so you aren't too wasted to fill your buddy's glass when he's not looking.
First they ban smoking and now they ban pissing on the bar? What's next, no masterbating under the jungle gym in the park? Jesus.
True story:
Back in college, a few of us were coming back from a late night White Castle’s binge, when one of my buddies spotted a uniformed person taking a leak on the side of the road. He slams on the brakes, almost causing my head to go through the windshield. He jumps out of the car, grabs the guy’s hat off the top of his head and jumps in the car, and speeds away. We get back to our dorm and realize that it was a cop’s hat. Not just any cop, a Newark, NJ cop.
I’ve also drunkenly peed off a moving train.
Scruffy Murhphy's never been to, but I have seen some Scruffy Muffy's.
Wait wait wait…. Baylor has a football team?!?!
When the cops asked him his name he should have said "P.I. Staker"
The puddle was actually a bottle of "Bear Whizz Beer" that had spilled on the Floor.
"but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”
I could have told him this evidence is dooming…..8th grade, back of the science lab, April issue of Dicks on Chicks magazine.
From what I hear, all of Scruffy Murphy's is a urinal.*
*unsubstantiated
To add to punch… Plus it IS Texas, you can piss where you want when you are legally allowed to pack heat.
"Not on the bar you idiot, out the bar!' -Gary Miller
Excellent reference, Tim, although I thought he pissed out of a 5th floor window. Excellent work (again), 289. Leave the life stories at home, devang.
It is Baylor; the dude has his first beer ever and just couldn't handle it.
You laugh, but there actually used to be a midget bar on the South Side of Chicago. On S. Cicero or Archer, I believe. Just like a normal tavern, except everything was at midget height.
Must say, I never heard of any coaches from, say, Northwestern stopping by and letting it fly on their bar.
ive been to scruffy murphys before… his piss was probably making it cleaner
Northwestern…Big 10…midgets…small dick joke just not coming to me…UC!
You know what they say, Everytime a coach pees, Gary Moeller gets his wings