The ATP tournament held every year in Madrid — whatever it's called — hires models to serve as ball girls. Is this the best thing to happen to tennis since Anna Kournikova made out with Maria Sharapova? Inasmuch as the model ball girls happened outside of my elaborate fantasies, yes. But, as with other forms of affirmative action for minorities, some people object to attractive people getting jobs:
Despite drawing the ire of Spanish government officials, equality groups and even American hero Andre Agassi, the marketing stunt looks set to stay.
Thank goodness. You know, I always hear about studies that say if two people are equally qualified, the better-looking person will get the job. But is that really enough? Can't we make it a law to require that better-looking people get jobs? It doesn't even have to be all jobs. Just the ones where you're seen in public. I think we owe it to good-looking people. They're the planet's greatest natural resource. For me to masturbate to.
SEXY UPDATE: I went searching for more photos, and came up with the lass in green from the 2005 tournament. Spanish chicks are okay, I guess.