An Australian man became a fan of the Green Bay Packers at age 15 when a friend gave him a year-old videotape of a game against the Vikings.  Fifteen years later, he sold his house and moved his family to Wisconsin so he can watch the Packers.  I shit you not.

Wayne Scullino, 30, quit his job with a telecommunications company in Sydney. He, his wife and two boys are going to every Packers game this season and paying for it with the proceeds from the sale of their home. They plan to return to Australia when the season ends…

I'd rather punch myself in the cock for a week straight than move from Sydney in the spring/summer to Green Bay in the fall/winter (or any season, really).  Plus, they're going to move in with his wife's parents when they move back, because, uh, he doesn't have a job or a house any more.  So there's a whole lot to make fun of in this story.  But then I read this quote:

"The thing with dreams though, in most cases at least, is that if you don't do something to make them happen yourself, they never will," [Scullino] wrote. "So with that, and a whole lot of understanding from the very best, non sport loving wife in the world, we made an executive decision. A decision that flies in the face of all rational thinking but one that we should all do at least once in our lives." [...] "At some point, you've got to stop living the life you've fallen into, and start living the life you want to," Scullino said.

And you know what?  I can't hate on that.  Anyone who trades in their life for actually living is all right in my book.  But don't none of you go getting ideas.  My readership is built on people trapped in unsatisfying jobs.

(Thanks to mild-mannered Ryan by day for the tip.)