A-ROD AND MADONNA ARE HANGING OUT
10.12.07
Following this year's iteration of the annual stillborn Yankee postseason, slugger Alex Rodriguez is free to do his favorite things: work out, spend time with manly women, and get friendly with an icon to gay men everywhere. Or sometimes all three at once:
After working out together at Reebok Sports Club/NY Wednesday, Madonna lent a hand to Alex Rodriguez, offering to have her security guards escort the Yankee through a mob of fans and paparazzi huddled outside. A-Rod declined, opting for a backdoor exit instead.
Oh, man. That's AWESOME. If I've learned anything from gossip columnists and bloggers, it's that when two celebrities hang out, it means they're having sex. And Madonna just might be man enough for the job.
I really wish there was some way I could twist this into a double entendre that slyly accuses him of homosexuality. Backdoor exit, backdoor, backdoor… hmmm… Nope, I got nuthin'.
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I thought he would've opted for the backdoor entrance.
289 rules!
Fucking brilliant 289, just fucking brilliant.
A-Rod declined, opting for a backdoor exit instead.
Yeah there's a surprise.
Dammit Punch!!
Excellent photoshopping of Madonna's face onto Iggy Pop's body. That infant he's carrying looks like he means business.
I wish I could fuck punch that cunt slut in the throat… I also wish fuck punching was something devastating that it not only drew lots of blood and caused lymphoma. They both deserve eachother.
…what I'm saying is I don't much care for either.
A-rods butthole love the song "like a virgin"
Notice its "like a virgin", not "a virgin"
savy is my middle name.
I wish I could fuck punch
Jeez, for a minute there I thought you were coming on to Rockgroin.
yeeesh. further proof that women over 45 should be sent to the glue factory
So did I
A-Rod looks tough in that picture with his little sausage fingers. I think I'd stick to bear blasting.
That picture made me laugh so hard two co-workers in neighboring cubicles came over to see what all the fuss was about.
Her hands look like a map of the Nile River and its offshoots. Isn't there some kind of hand plastic surgery? Getting a handjob from her would be like getting one from the Crypt Keeper.
Yeesh, someone put a lot of hard miles on that broad.
Best. Photoshop. EVER.
HHY: The Nile River!!!! +1 Too fucking funny! Sarah Jessica Parker has the same disease.
A-Rod reminds me of a Oompa Loompa with lip stick…
ha – Madonna needs a handjob
Also, well played 289
"A-Rod opted for the back door." Yeah, I bet he did.
See what I did there?
Oh Dear God! Madonna's hands are what the evil see just @ the moment of death while they descend into Hell.
She's a fine piece of CKILF (Crypt-Keeper I'd Like to F-").
"A-Rod opted for the back door." Yeah, I bet he did.
See what I did there?
You used the same joke that 2 people before you did. So.. yeah.. i saw that.
You know Madonna is up for donning the strap-on for Arod.
@ HHY
Getting a handjob from her would be like getting one from the Crypt Keeper.
You say that like it's a bad thing. I hear his dry blowjobs are the best. Rough like sand paper.
Merk: He opted for the back door — get it?
Yeah, Merk — that just happened.
This would be better if he were breast feeding.
I got a great comment about the backdoor thing…lemme check to see if anyone else made a witty remark…damn.
And the photoshop?
/making French motion where you sort of air-kiss with your fingers separating from in front of your mouth. What the fuck is that called? Ending / transmission…NOW.
I had no idea A-rod was also the creepy little midget from "The Island of Doctor Moreau". Although if his DNA was actually spliced with that of a Goat it would explain his lacklustre playoff production.
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Coincidentally, the actual tiny Dominican who played the role is the same guy Pedro and Red Sox tossed around like a beach ball after they won the WS.
I would totally fuck Rockgroin too, but i mean that pretty much is a give in… who wouldnt? Everyone needs to be used and made to feel like they aren't a real person every now and then.
289 is my future ex-husband.
Great, wherever A-Rod plays next year he's going to be worshipping Kaballah like Cerrano with Jobu. Hats for bats.
Get in line.