
Charlotte Bobcat fans have to be disappointed at the loss of small forward Adam Morrison, the third pick overall in the '06 draft who tore his ACL on Saturday night. Morrison will miss the entirety of the coming season, and you can bet that his production will be sorely missed.
[Thursday] night, Adam Morrison further proved that he is the worst 6'8" rebounder in the history of the NBA. Adam managed ZERO rebounds, ZERO steals, ZERO blocks, and for good measure, ZERO assists. In 31 minutes of play (he did manage 8 points). So far this preseason, in 5 games, Mr. Morrison is averaging 1.6 rebounds per game. In case you are wondering, Spud Webb averaged 2.1 for his career, and Damon Stoudamire had more rpg last year (and over his career than Morrison).
So, okay, he's not the best defensive weapon. But he sure can shoot! And I contend that he's the best diabetic NBA player that I've ever seen. And he makes Joakim Noah look downright handsome. Don't hate the player, people… hate his complete lack of game.


Don't hate the dirt 'stache
I think he led the league in "players who cried like a girl on nationally televised games".
this is so upsetting i could cry!
I thought it was a methody Billy Crudup in character for his next movie role.
Give him some silver fangs and he could stand-in for that 'Jaws' dude from James Bond. In fact, maybe Charlotte should just bring that guy in to replace Morrison. He'd rebound better and in close games, he could bite the necks of opposing players. THAT would be cool.
In his defense, it's difficult to board when you're checking insulin levels and dabbing your eyes.
He does lead the league in ugly.
Also: It appears he just got out of the eye doctor. Either that or he's got some seriously good acid.
What's Jackie Chan's co-driver from Cannonball Run doing in the banner pic?
damn, RBD beats me to the Richard Kiel reference but i beat RBD to the comfy chair. Granted, said chair is in my house but i still call it even.
@Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now): Nope. That's the guy who delivers my pizzas AND sells me weed. It's a good system.
This just proves my point: Diabetics can't ball.
@ WAS: That's a brilliant idea. Is that service advertised? They must be the most popular pizza place in, well, the world.
Morrison might want to think about wearing that hat over his face instead of on top of his head.
did he land a role in boogie nights 2?
PornStaches are a requirement for white guys in the NBA…Part of the uniform…
to say this guy looks like he belongs in porn is a disservice to porn
How the hell did he not end up as a drummer in a crappy 80's metal band? Dude was born 20 years too late.
Punch, Sam Casell would like a word with you.
My understanding is that the injury happened when Adam was "defending" Luke Walton. Apparently, irony sounds like an ACL tearing.
Zander Kelly: Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
Jim Morrison is going to miss this season too.
Wait–Charlotte has a BASKETBALL team? Whoa! When did that happen?
TWEEZE DAT SHEET. Know it, live it.
Makes Gheorghe Mureºan look good……..instead of "wooo, that's gay"…..wooo! that's ugly.