UPLIFTING FILM ALREADY IN PRODUCTION
09.20.07
Two of the best high school football teams in the nation played last weekend in front of 31,896 at SMU's Ford Field in Dallas. Hooray – a high school football post! I know, I know, but what made this game interesting were the differences between these 2 schools:
The [Northwestern (Miami, FL)] Bulls were greeted in their hotels, by D — a Dallas-area glossy magazine with Dragons quarterback Dodge on the cover, highlighting a story that explains why the affluent Dallas-Fort Worth suburb Southlake is "Perfect City, USA" — and by a front page story in the USA Today examining the discrepancies between the schools. According to the article, Carroll receives high academic ratings and has a student body that's 89 percent white, with just one percent of its students receiving free or reduced-price lunches; Northwestern, in the Liberty City neighborhood of Miami, gets an "F" rating from the state of Florida and is 93 percent black, with two-thirds of its students eligible for free or reduced lunch.
Yes, drastic inequality in our public education system is a very serious problem. Anyway, just as Hollywood has taught us, the poor inner-city school defeated the rich suburban school 29-21. Every sports film devotee knows that the inner-city school will only lose if it plays a small school from an Indiana farm town. Thank God for Hollywood because I would never know how to bet on these games. Not that I bet on high school football. I think that would be a definite sign you have a gambling problem. Unless you're good at it. -KD

SICK UNIS!
The day the actual SMU football team can draw 31,896 fans………..
is the day we are allowed to start paying our players again.
If they're so poor why aren't they wearing Don Alleson uniforms?
The Rock is already attached to be the head coach of the Miami school. Jon Voight is in as the coach at the prep school. Derek Luke, Chad Michael Murray, Shia Labeauf and Nick Cannon are all lined up as well.
Speaking of football movies, can we get a remake of 'Wildcats' starring Kate Hudson as the Goldie Hawn character? And can this updated Wildcats movie be NC-17 and have a lot of full frontal nudity? Like, Kate in knee-high tube socks with just a whistle and a clipboard?
Love it when the poor black kids beat the rich white ones. Especially when it makes me a grand.
What do they care if they lost a stupid football game? They're all going to college and getting jobs!
damn it, i bet the under!
Thats an awful uniform color scheme. Just horrible.
/Mr. Blackwell
"We're going to go back home and celebrate," said the Bulls' Jacory Harris, also a future Hurricane. "We did it for the state of Florida."
I hope he didn't mix tenses like that on his application.
Best missed story angle:
The persisting off-field legacy for Northwestern is a sex scandal with alleged cover-up last season, in which star running back Antwain Easterling, then 18, had consensual sex with a 14-year-old girl, leading to his arrest on a charge of lewd and lascivious battery on a minor
Where's Colonel Stinkmeaner to remind us all that black people are better than whitey???
Uh, black people are better than whitey. Eight points better, to be exact.
White people play football like this….
Black people play football like that…
Thats all I got, like the unis BTW
Just out of curiosity – if the school is so damn poor, where'd they come up with the money for a road game in Texas? Wouldn't that money be better spent on, like, text books and shit?
Hey sorry to do this, but I found an excellent article I'm 100% positive Matt would appreciate. That means all of you assholes should probably check it out and educate yourselves for a second.
[2dinar.com]
Uplifting story, part 2: The Miami school fired their entire coaching staff this off-season after it was learned they had hushed-hushed a star player's arrest for rape and allowed him to play in the state championship game.
Am I bitter they beat our local (mostly rich, white boys) in that championship game? Yes. Why do you ask?
In a related story, your mom was featured in DD Magazine.
Didn't Ufford go to Northwestern? I guess he was the other 7%.
Not to pick a fight with your tag, but it would appear that in Florida de facto segregation does win football games. They claw for that inch.
eight points better, two inches better; meh, who cares?
i'm not the one going to be profiled at the end of the day and i can live with that…
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*i would hope a bunch of rich white boys would get their asses handed to them by miami kids (don't care if black or white) anyways…
future hurri-criminals shan't be embarrassed on tv, but when they get to the U and play on tv, they shall be embarrassed…