I understand some of you youngsters out there are all about the mixed martial arts, so it's worth mentioning that UFC 75 is this Saturday in London. On the undercard: Cro Cop returns from Gonzaga's foot to the head to fight Cheick Kongo, and Matt Hamill and Michael Bisping go head-to-head in a battle of undefeateds. The headline fight is Quinton "Rampage" Jackson against Dan Henderson, which will finally answer the question, "Who's tougher: people who wear a big chain, or people with cauliflower ear?"
And before you answer that question, take this Rampage interview into account:
You've spoken publicly about finding religion. Is there any conflict between being a Christian and beating people up for a living?
If you know anything about the Bible, anything about Christianity, being a Christian is all about fighting. We got to fight every day. There's nothing wrong with killing. There's something wrong with murder – they're two different things. If you murder somebody out of hate or whatever, that's wrong, but it's OK if you're fighting for your country, or your family, or for your life… or even for your food – in a structured way, where you're not trying to kill them.
Actually, trying to pick out just one quote was tough. I passed up his fondness for Asian women, how he "chillaxes" with his "homeboy" Mickey Mouse (then later denies that he knows Mickey), and his aggressive interruption of the interviewer. It's almost fun as watching him sexually harass women!
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Some of the youngsters out there are also into emo, Dane Cook, and huffing gas out of a tube sock.
I like Rampage, but I bet Henderson destroys him Shogun style.
The bible also says to lover your neighbor as yourself. My neighbor is a model for Ralph Lauren. I might just have to pay her a visit tonight., since I have been loving myself with her picture on my screen
When I was younger we didn't need organized fights. We'd each take a tree branch and club each other in the groin until one of us cried like a little baby. The winner took the loser's wife and children home as slaves, and that's how we liked it.
Rampage is correct about Christianity being all about the killing.
Not many people realize that Jesus only told his followers to turn the other cheek in order to trick an opponent into dropping his guard so you can gouge his eyes out.
So if a i kill a hooker after i give her the Smoky Tornado, that's what…murder or killing?
Holy hell. What the fuck is a Smoky Tornado!?
Is it similar to the Cincinnati Bowtie? Or the White Dragon? Or the always-reliable Velvet TopHat?
So if a i kill a hooker after i give her the Smoky Tornado, that's what…murder or killing?
Depends on whether you eat her afterwards.
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Holy shit. Gonna have to buy an electric fan on the way home tonight. The girlfriend is gonna LOVE this. Thanks, devang!
Marv Albert thinks the Smoky Tornado is for light weights
@989… an obscure japanese videogame mistranslation reference… the only thing sadder is that most of us got it.
Anybody ever use the "gooey greenback"? Sounds like a winnah!
Nope, but I have used the Amarillo Sunrise… and this conversation for that matter, it was a hit in high school
HAH HAH. I wish I had someone to use the Gooey Sanchez on. I can see that one being legendary in certain circles.
Is rampage implying that it is, infact, Mickey Rourke and not Mickey Mouse that is his homeboy?
DatDude, just noticed your avatar. Very nice. Are you a Dawg or Tiger?
If you read the Bible, you would know that Jesus worked for Marcellus Wallace.
Commandment #5: Thou shalt not kill, but it's OK if you're fighting for your country, or your family, or for your life… or even for your food – in a structured way, where you're not trying to kill them.
8 years in Catholic School, bitches. Respect.
That Japanese woman was totally asking for it.
I was at a Chinese buffet and I almost had to throat-punch some slant eye for prematurely taking my plate of lo-mein. So, hell yeah I'd fight for my food.