This video (the last of a video-heavy day) has got a little bit too much graceful athleticism and annoyingly unnecessary cuts to awkward camera angles, but I like to think that the smashed skull makes up for it.
Is it trampoline basketball? No. But we still need to honor and cherish clips of trampoline injuries. They are rare and beautiful, much like the whooping crane or the snow leopard. Or the chick who brags about deep-throating a cucumber. Why yes, I would like to buy you a drink.
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Greg Louganis is not impressed.
But he would like to know what this guy is doing this Friday night.
This guy now has TWO things in common with Greg Louganis.
In the race to reference Greg Louganis, I have been defeated. Well done, Weed.
When it comes to Greg Louganis head-wound-gay jokes, everyone wins.
"Le trampoline, uh, une head splat!"
trampoline basketball is still the king of trampoline antics gone wrong videos.
@WAS, WDYA, you guys mean Greg Loose Anus.
brags about deep-throating a cucumber
AKA The Mike Piazza Saturday Night Special
Remember the old adage ‘don’t quite your day job.’ Well, Adam Morrison doesn’t like adages.
That guy's definitely dead.
Nicely done. If you are going to crack your skull open, you might as well take out an innocent bystander.
Gravity is not a big fan of leotards, gays.
This clip reminds me of Faces of Death for some reason.
Do we threadjack here? Anyway, the White Sox signed Ozzie to a 5 year extension.
Yes! Another 5 years of Ozzie. I'm so happy. (This is not sarcastic–Ozzie's awesome).
I don't know if he was using his head there, or if he stuck the landing, but that's definitely going to leave a mark.
As long as we're thread jacking, i'm fucking pumped that i just picked up Derek Anderson just in time for Charlie Frye to get shipped to seattle. Now i can package him up with Tim Rattay and get me some kick ass Wideout. Life is good
Derek Anderson? I'd rather have Ron Mercer.
Oh my god! Tramampoline! Tramboboline!
Derek Anderson? I'd rather have Ron Mercer.
Ron Mercer has leg cramps (for some reason I still don't understand).
Did you guys notice that they signed that spotter from this trampoline video for 5 more years?
"Each leap brings us closer to God!" could not be more apt here.
Apt!