Over the last month or two I've been getting emails from sports nerds telling me about the erections their tiny penises mustered for two of the wives of Kansas City Chiefs featured on that show about the Kansas City Chiefs, Whatsitcalled. I would have watched, but, y'know, it's about the Kansas City Chiefs.
Anyway, the chick on the left is Kelli Croyle (wife of QB Brodie) and the other is October Gonzalez (married to tight end Tony). You can vote for whomever you think is hotter over at Arrowhead Addict, which seems like a good use of your time today, if you've already masturbated to cheerleaders and re-calculated the VORP of all your fantasy players. Just be sure to pick Mother up after her bridge game on time; you know how she hates it when you're late.
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I've been watching the show, and while Mrs. Croyle is nothing to sneeze at, the first time Mrs. Gonzalez came on screen I let out an audible 'Holy shit.' My wife, thinking I was watching breaking news or something, came into the room. Upon seeing 'October', she said 'Damn……I'd do her.' I then spent the next 20 minutes trying to talk my way into a threesome with her and her hot best friend, Bridget.
Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is I vote for Mrs. Gonzalez.
Croyle's.
Go back to the first episode where Mrs. Croyle is shown at the beginning and then come back and look at this pic again and tell me if you see something different. Maybe enhanced?
Looks like Brody's signing bonus went to good use…
October just walks around with Tony's urine sample like it's no biggie.
Allow me…
Yes.
Tonight is Silhouettes Night!
Well, you need SOMETHING to do in KC.
Herm Edwards has been seen drooling over these two for awhile now. But upon closer inspection, the drooling was due to his crippling retardation.
Travis Henry is hoping he'll be healthy enough to
impregnate these bitchesplay Kansas City. Twice.So apparently you don't need to be a talented NFL player to get hot ass. Brody outkicked his coverage, based on the above photo.
And as names-that-are-also-months go, "October" is just silly. I think only "February" would be worse.
Yes and yes. Or, rather, f*** yeah and hell yeah.
Hey, my mom always tells me before tucking me into bed, “Everyone knows a boy’s best friend is his mother”.
I prefer names that are seasons to names that are months. And I prefer October Gonzalez to anything on the planet. Except pancakes. I love pancakes.
I wonder if that kid's favorite AC/DC album is Back in Black or Highway to Hell…
@Kennedy
The Broncos play Kansas City twice, so maybe…
Weed:
I think that kid is too busy bumming out about what will clearly (and understandably) be a lifelong oedipal complex to give a shit which album you put on while he jerks off to memories of breast feeding.
WWSM – Dude, that's fucked up
It's Kelli with an "i"…and you spoiled my erection. Damn it.
"Dude, that's fucked up" is the +1 of WL.
Id go with the SEC Poon
Shit, I knew I should've played football in highschool. I want a big-tittied, skinny-armed wife. Although not with a kid.
Must get cable tv. Must get comically over-sized bottle of lube.
As far as Mrs. Gonzalez is concerned, I have one word for her: Bust-nut-worthy.
you fucking perverts overloaded arrowhead addicts server and now i can't join the likes of you to ogle these ladies.
damn late shift.
Nothing special on the arrowhead site. Just a couple thumbnails. Matt gave us the best two pics here.
i apologize then.
thank you for calming my nerves
Don't you ever, EVER make fun of my VORP.