The FIFA Women's World Cup has been going on in China for, like, the last week or something, and I'm honestly surprised that I haven't written anything about it before now. Basically all that's been going on is a bunch of athletic American women running around in white jerseys in the middle of a downpour. The American gringas advanced to the quarterfinals by winning Group B, managing a 2-2 tie to North Korea before beating Sweden 2-0 and Nigeria 1-0 (rain-soaked video here).
Up next for the Americans will be fellow English-speakers England, so warm up your bad teeth jokes and practice saying "Freshen ya drink, guvna?" in your most annoying Cockney accent. The two nations will do battle on Saturday morning, while you rest peacefully in a puddle of your own vomit.
Pictured here is Hope Solo (be her MySpace friend!), who like me is from the Pacific Northwest, a goalkeeper, and easy on the eyes. Her name is way fuckin radder than mine, however. It's basically the equivalent of being called Duke Skywalker or Garth Vader. Stupid English ancestry.
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If we lose, will she be frozen in carbonite?
Abby Wambach (#20, I think?) is totally from my hometown. She is almost as big of a deal as Teddy Geiger here….and yeah, I don't know if I'm kidding or not either.
Solo looks hot as hell in that video, all soaked in rain and whatnot. I'd like to put my balls in her goal, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Fuck, that hooker is hot.
I'm going solo to Solo right now.
You're from Victor PSGGW?
Women soccer players are awesome — strong, toned thighs and buttocks. Not all of em are as purty as Hope up there. I hope Hope does the Brandi Chastain winning celebration thing. Other than in my daydreams I mean.
The only think I know about this Womens World Cup business is that apparently, Dwight K Schrute is the marketing manager for the team.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!
Now someone hand me a Kleenex.
When it's time for the Women's World D Cup, you let me know. I like boobs.
Tim, despite your B-cup bias just imagine that face wrapped around your rascal- that will get you through the tough times!
Abby Wambach (#20, I think?) is totally from my hometown. She is almost as big of a deal as Teddy Geiger here….and yeah, I don't know if I'm kidding or not either.
Rochesterians: Taking over WL, one commenter at a time!
Glad you could join the army.
Good timing With Leather, I just put out the best looking b-rods of the world cup this morning, Hope didn't get the nod though, her picture on the WWC website looks like shit, but she's better looking than 80% of the chicks I posted. And by posted I mean erected….er…Check it out
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Woman holding balls-cool…also see licking, fondling, etc. on the soft touch.
Woman kicking balls-bad….also see, burning, punching, and kicking except for freeks!
My favorite part about Hope's myspace page? She has a girl friend named Les — she's not even hiding it! How brave and so very hot.
Hope Solo to teammate who scored first goal: "Nice shot kid, now don't get cocky!"
Fuck her, my real name is Ron Chewbacca.
In college I had a roommate named Brandon C-3P0.
Yeah 289, I'm from Rochester. Not Victor per se, but close enough to count her as a "hometown" sports figure. She has some signed newspaper clipping in a restaurant by my house.
My name is Obi-Wan Rodriquez. And yes I'd let Ms. Solo yield my lightsaber.
@289, PSGGW: My roommate is from Rochester and went to high school w/ Wambach.