STACY KEIBLER… HAS… LEGS
09.13.07It's always nice to see former Ravens cheerleader, WWE moll, and Dancing with the Stars eye candy Stacy Keibler getting work. But I still miss the quiet days when we could stay in bed on Sunday, back before she was always rushing off to some other gig. We'd do the crossword and frolic in crisp white Egyptian cotton as the Venetian-slatted sunbeams' movement across the bed marked the passage of hours.
But perhaps I've said to much. I'm happy for her success, really. I mean, the film's not exactly funny, but that doesn't mean I want her to die. Such a draconian website.
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first!
Drop the towel, sweetie.
is it shaved?
Tyrone, behave yourself. There's no "first" here, just everyone teaming up to make the best date rape joke.
Well your honor, she was just screaming and crying so much I figured a little oral sex would only help her to relax.
So hot… when not talking.
289, she could read War and Peace during sex, I dont care. She's fucking fantastic. Her legs and ass are nice to look at.
Oh, and yahoo sports is reporting Oden's out for the year.
Uff- you do the crosswords with her- I will do something else…
So, if my hat size is 7 1/4 how many times could she wrap her 45" legs around my head? Shit, math was never my best subject.
everyone teaming up to make the best date rape joke.
So… i start and then someone else says the next line and it keeps going until it's funny?
Alright, here goes… so I took Betty White to the club the other night……
Wut?
Pacman Jones is now hawking Strip-n'-Rain on QVC.
@ Merk:
There's no raping Betty White. She ALWAYS wants it.
In other news, I have a heterosexual man crush on BDD. From his recently released Week 2 preview:
Seahawks at Cardinals: That's right. It's Leitch vs. Ufford. Deadspin vs. With Leather. Emo bangs vs. pinstripe pants. Jim Cooke vs. 289. Tired Barbaro jokes vs. tired rape jokes. Chandler vs. DeBruin. Ankiel vs. Stokke. Clammy vs. Pasty. Angsty vs. Brooding. "I have humble Midwest origins!" vs. "I fucking fought in Iraq, you ungrateful whores!" False humility vs. no humility. Serial monogamy vs. serial womanizing. Brooklyn vs. uh, another section of Brooklyn. Should be quite a battle.
BDD, wherever you are……awesome.
I told the judge "Forced vaginal penetration? She didn't have to force me."
So did Will Ferrel and Co. pay her in rejected screenplays?
See that's the difference between you and me HHY. If I'm in bed with her she's not so bored that she has to read a book.
So hot. The clip kinda sucks, but it's worth it just to watch her on mute.
Can we get a picture gallery of the lovely Stacy. Just for the pure shit of it? And, because I'm bored at work and want to ogle her a little more?
Her legs almost make up for her stealing an SNL sketch idea from 30 years ago.
Sometimes i have to stop to consult the manual. That's The Young Date Rapist's Handbook. You'd think i'd be used to it by now but it never ceases to surprise me when they come round. And by consult the manual i mean hit them with it.
I know, since the first time I saw this chick, my right fore arm has grown at least 2 inches.
289, I would take that as an insult, except I dont give a shit if Im good in bed.
I hereby move to change the url to http://www.funnyoriwillsexwhowillsexmutombo.com.
agreed? Agreed.
Stolen from SNL – desert topping! floor wax!
Stacy Keibler has Legs…and on a completely unrelated note, I have a ruined keyboard.
I could get a lumberyard in my pants watching this chick read the obits.
Worst. Video. Ever. There has to be something better to post of the Lovely Miss Keibler
@HHY: To quote the genius that is Dave Chappelle,
"Bitch, sex to me is a race, first one to get off wins… and I'm undefeated!"
That's about as lame as anything Will Ferrell has ever done.