SPORTS USED TO BE PURE, MAN
09.07.07Because it's Friday and I'm bored, I'm gonna take a little trip in the way-back machine for this Universal Newsreel. This takes you back to a day when the First Lady was sexy and went water-skiing with astronauts, all golfers were white, and track and field events had an effect on Cold War policy. The good old days, man. Before the hippies fucked everything up and gave Viet Nam to the Commies. Back then you could start smoking cigars and drinking scotch in the office at 2:00 p.m., smack your secretary on the ass for a job well done, and wear a hat with your suit to work. Things were awesome back then. If you were a white male, anything was possible.
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No, no no, Ted, your not driving a boat right now… Watch out for that river!!!
Ah fuck she drowned. Now where did Iput my bottle of Chivas.
*you're
Call Bobby, tell him that uncle joe went for a swim again *wink, wink* and we need to make sure no one found out
I got a bad feeling about that arnold palmer kid, he probably wont ever win a PGA title
Personally, I don't think its fair that the Russians are allowed to use males in their female track and field events.
"Good Heavens Martha, look how fast those negroes run. I feel like I'm on a safari."
Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?
Tour guide: [laughs] Believe me, we're very mindful of such concerns.
Man: [wolf whistles] Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here.
Tour guide: [laughs good-naturedly] Oh, get away, you.
Man: Aw, don't act like you don't like it.
The Arnold Palmer, iced tea mixed with lemonade, is almost as good of a drink as he was a golf player, but I prefer the John Daily, a bottle of Jack Daniels mixed spousal abuse and a 7 a.m. tee time.
SPORTS USED TO BE PURE, MAN
Leitch?
The Boilermaker hasn't had it's day in the sun in quite some time
I'm tired of white males never getting any respect.
"Before they team up to put on an aqua show of their own"?
Jackie O was into water sports? They never teach the good shit in high school.
A vote for Fred Thompson is a vote for sexy first ladies.
I've been drinking scotch in my office since 9:30 am.
nowad: please do send a link to that picture. i'd like to get a better representation of the kind of talent i atract on the field. i was so focused on stealing second and third on the same pitch i didn't even notice that big set of floppy titties coming at me.
thanks,
the outlaw jose reyes
This takes you back to a day when the First Lady was sexy.
That day was yesterday and today and tomorrow. Laura is hot hot hot. I want me some of that.
This takes you back to a day when the First Lady was sexy.
The year was 1991 and that first lady was one Barbara Bush.
@WSW: Arnold Palmer 1/2 Lemonade 1/2 Iced Tea is the fucking best thing ever. And I normally hate Iced Tea with every fiber of my being. But I'll be damned if that shit isn't tasty as fuck.