As several emailers have already pointed out, embattled quarterback/dog fighting enthusiast tested positive for marijuana as he awaits sentencing, and if you saw this coming, by all means, let me know who to bet on in the Kentucky Derby. Because you, sir, have the Sight.
How could we have possibly known Michael Vick smokes pot? Has he ever been photographed with a blunt? Has he ever tried to sneak it into an airport? I can't even recall a blog suggesting that he was stoned every day of his life, and blogs will write anything. Certainly I've never recapped the poor decisions he's made in the past after he claimed his life was going to "get turned around."
Stay tuned for more breaking news on With Leather. I'll see if I can find out for sure if the sun is gonna go down tonight. Oddsmakers have been playing with the line, but I've got some contacts on the inside track.
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Can't wait til "Vick" holds a "press conference" about this over at KSK.
Vick smoking weed ? Hard to believe. That's almost as shocking as when George Michael came out of the closet.
I hear Bill Wirtz will remain dead tomorrow. Stay tuned.
"I'll see if I can find out for sure if the sun is gonna go down tonight."
Yup, on me. In the dugout. And when I'm done, I'm gonna make her dad put on an OSU away jersey. Just 'cause I'm cool like that.
Sources say that Norv Turner will get his ass fired, Lindsay Lohan will fuck some dudes you've never heard of, Cooldplay songs will appear in some ads for some products you don't need, Isiah Thomas will offer a lot of money to four guys who play the same position badly, Tiki Barber will stab his ex teammates in the back, and there might be some legal issues on the Bengals.
And fans of THE Ohio State University will continue to be only slightly less irritating than nuclear fallout.
Didn't even notice the football was a bong. Top Notch 289
So you're telling me OJ really did chop off his wife's head?? Get the fuck out of here!
Marjiwana is bad. Makes you think things, that are, not things. Lets the terriest win.
George Michael is gay? Get the fuck out of here! What do you mean Tiki will stab an ex-team in the back? He would do it in your chest, that is just how he
fumblesrolls….I, for one, refuse to believe this.
-Floyd Landis
Dude from The Sports Machine is gay? I knew that giant "play" button was for homos.
yeah, but have you ever watched two dogs maul each other to death…
ON WEED?!?!?!?!
LT: I did on X, and had a funny thing hapen in my pants….
Black, High, and stupid is no way to go thru life son.
Have you ever watched two dogs get romantic while high? Let's just say the experience is avatar-inspiring.
Good god, even Towelie wasn't this predictable of a character.
big whoop. the sky is blue, water is wet, and blacks make better receivers than qb's. any other breaking stories there cronkite?
Mcnabb thinks that Vick has to smoke more weed to get as high as a white quarterback.
Do you think he might be suspended over this?
George Michael isn't gay, but he was in love with his cousin.
I'm ok with the dog fighting, gambling, and the spreading of STDs, but Marijuana is where I draw the line. This time, Mr. Mexico, you've gone too far.
Why does everybody have to be so negative about Ook? He didn't fail the test, he tested positive. Glass half full. Of cannabis-enriched pee.
PS this would be the absolutely wrongest time for him to give up the weed. Dude has troubles.
i'm not judging. hell….sometimes my shit needs balanced out….and i HAVE a job, a house that doesn't contain hundreds of dog carcasses, a hot wife, friends that i don't pay for and only minor issues with the law.
not condoning it. just saying….i understand the thought process.
Black, High, and stupid is no way to go thru life son.
Yamabushi, you sir are an evil genius.
I love that we don't have to say the name to know who we're talking about: "Quarterback/dog fighting enthusiast" is all you need to know.
yamabushi+1 for the animal house reference.
"Black, High, and stupid is no way to go thru life son."
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