PEDRO’S BACK! (PLUS, DICE-K WON)
09.04.07
First things first: by popular demand (read: angry mob), I need to mention that Daisuke Matsuzaka earned the win against the Blue Jays last night despite letting them back into the game. With the Sox leading 10-1 after five innings, Dice-K surrendered eight runs in the 6th. But the Sox put three more on the board and went on to win 13-10, extending their AL East lead to seven games and improving their major league-best record to 83-55.
(Fun fact: For those of you late to the show, when Matsuzaka was new to the American sports world, is was goddam impossible to find pictures of him on the Internet. So I went searching for something else from Japan to accompany the Dice-K stories. And it was either Yoko Matsugane or Hello Kitty. I stand by my decision.)
Now, on to the actual big story from MLB last night: Pedro Martinez threw five effective innings in his first start in nearly a year, allowing three runs and getting the win against the Reds and perenially-overlooked Cy Young candidate Aaron Harang. Um, I guess that's pretty much the entire story. Man, baseball sure is exciting.
Other MLB scores: Ichiro hit a home run and notched his seventh straight 200-hit season as the Mariners ended a nine-game skid with a victory over Yanks, pulling within one game in the Wild Card standings. Not that it matters: Horacio Ramirez still starts tonight… Carlos Zambrano sucked again, got booed, and now he's pissed at the fans or something. "Boo hoo hoo, my life's so hard! I won't even make $100 million over the next five years!" Christ. When does the NFL start again?

And it was either Yoko Matsugane or Hello Kitty. I stand by my decision.
My penis stands by your decision too.
Ahh, Yoko. Japan's finest export since … umm …
Nope. She's The. Best. Ever.
True story: you order in egg in Japan by saying "Yoko Ono".*
*Not a true story
Yoko in the AM just made my day a whole lot better.
Love coming to work with this on my screen! The only time I want the BOSOX to win….
Man, that is the hottest pic of her yet!
actually phony:
passenger cars are Japan's top export with $75 billion coming into the country annually, followed by integrated circuits at $27 billion. I suggest you do a little research before you make your bold claims in the future.
wait, wut? You said BEST export? oh.. yeah.. it's the tiny japanese girl with the tits then.
That's a nice nothing you're almost wearing, Yoko.
Yep, I just exploded.
When I saw Yoko and her incredible breasts I couldn't resist pursing my lips and making a loud sucking noise at the screen. Shortly after, the woman in the cubicle next to mine just gave me an awfully puzzled stare.
I'd like to take this moment to quote the great Jim Carey from Liar Liar.
Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!
Careless- its back to the Sexual Harassment Interment Camp for you!
Wanna do something fun? Click on the Daisuke tag and look at all the fantastic pictures Matt has provided. I'm partial to the June 28 one, myself.
Yup, June 28 is very nice. I recently had a hard drive clean up and lost the folder that one was stored in. Ah well, new folder.
Pedro got his 3000th strike out!! The Mets are back to 5 games…oh nevermind. Look at those huge boobs!!!