Comments on: PAUL BYRD IS WRITING A GRAPHIC TELL-ALL

By: I Could Be A Friend To You

I Could Be A Friend To You — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:22:56 +0000

What a Fag.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:54:29 +0000

Seriously, who in their right mind would write a book about the struggles of masturbation??? Besides Eddie Griffin…well, nevermind, it's hard to write a book in the ground.

By: Tyrone Shoelace

Tyrone Shoelace — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:22:58 +0000

anyone think hes gay? i mean he loves the cock.

By: PreSchoolGGW

PreSchoolGGW — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:11:50 +0000

Leave it to a fucking born-again (there's no way he's not) to label having to play with atheists as a"pitfall." I guarantee you the other atheist players aren't coming up to him and trying to convert him to atheism.

Meanwhile I bet he's in their faces after every game. "Guys, don't go to Scores, come sit in a circle and pray with me! Then we can watch this really neat PG-13 movie my wife sent me in the mail."

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Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:39:12 +0000

There's a "Byrd in the hand, two in the bush" joke in there somewhere . . .

By: devang

devang — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:39:02 +0000

coming clean on struggling 10 year old altar boys with pornography on road trips when you're missing your wife - all those things you encounter because of this mutherfuckin' repressive lifestyle."

On my way to hell now.

By: vinceneilyoung

vinceneilyoung — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:27:47 +0000

ALSO, why doesn't one of the atheist ballplayers write a book about what a struggle it is to deal with his wet-blanket Christian teammates?

By: vinceneilyoung

vinceneilyoung — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:22:08 +0000

Also, what would your wife prefer you do on a road trip? Check out Spectravision or bang groupies? Porn is probably a good safety net for millionaire athletes who inexplicably don't want to sink it into some strange.

By: vinceneilyoung

vinceneilyoung — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:18:45 +0000

I often struggle with pornography while my wife is in the shower.

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:10:18 +0000

"It's only for a certain audience,''

Right. Uptight religious fanatics who like to jerk off a lot. That's what we in the marketing business like to call a "very desirable demographic." They have a lot of disposable income. (The secret is that they can spend the money they save by buying porn instead of hookers on other stuff. Like more porn.)