"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.

• Always Amazin' has hit rock bottom.  Join in the schadenfreude and watch Metropolitan fans wallow in misery.  More at Brooklyn Met Fan, Mets Grrl, and the always entertaining Eddie Kranepool Society.
• Beerleaguer is very excited about the Philadelphia nine.  Lovely Shannon looks excited too.  Go ahead and check out her NSFW pics here Phillies fans, you've earned it.
• The Beautiful Game reports on some soccer suspensions.  You should never grab your genitalia – it makes God cry.
• The Sports Hernia confirms Brian Griese is Bill Lumbergh.  It's funny because the one guy looks like the other guy.
• I'm Writing Sports shares the NL tiebreaker scenarios.  Who cares, right?  There's no chance the NL rep to the Series can beat the AL entry.  That's as ridiculous as a a fucking 83-79 team winning it all.

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Every Day Should Be Saturday has a probably accurate, potentially spurious rumor about Ohio State third-string quarterback Antonio Henton, he of the arrest for soliciting a prostitute.  But NO! says an anonymous Internet tipster, who claims it was the hooker who solicited him:

[Henton] was driving through that area (a few blocks south of campus) on his way to buy some shoes. While driving along, he was flagged down by a woman who approached his car and asked if he wanted to have sex. Then the uniforms came and arrested him. It should be dismissed as entrapment, and they apparently arrested 10 other people that night in that location. Henton really is a good guy…God damn man trying to keep a dude just gettin’ some shoes down. Fight the power!

All I really have to say about this situation is that these high-res stills from Entrapment were motherfucking difficult to dig up.  I downloaded some other Catherine Zeta-Jones photos along the way, and I figured, hey, might as well post these, too.  But only because I admire Michael Douglas's work.

In a related bit of advice, if you dress up as a hooker and give yourself a handjob, not only is it legal, but it's also technically not masturbating.  Best of both worlds.  Plus you get to wear makeup!

What's the best part of this video?  Is it the guy smashing the girl's face?  The ground smashing the girl's face?  I, for one, enjoy the plaintive cries of "Stay down!  Stay down!" from her fellow players.  Because it's not just other people's agonizing pain that makes life rich — it's the details, too.  Y'know?

Roy Williams is a star wide receiver for the Lions with a base salary of $1.5M, yet he still refuses to spend his money on pro athlete essentials.  Things like multiple cars with oversized chrome rims, dog fighting operations, and extravagant displays of wealth at strip clubs are all foreign to him.  It's a shame, really.

On being cheap: I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man. I’m very low key, I like to stay home. I like to go bowling on Monday nights and I go to the casino every once and awhile. Other than that, you won’t see Mr. Williams out at all.

You do tip the pizza guy? There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.

If you’re on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do? I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that.

You know, Roy can say there's no such thing as a tip, but if he's taking girls to Red Lobster, then he's likely subjecting himself to "just the tip," which can be a frustrating experience.  On the other hand, it's Detroit.  Staying in is probably a wise move.

[Deadspin] 

I'll be honest: there's not really a point to doing any kind of work the rest of the day once you've focused on any kind of bikini world record.

But this video from SuperDeluxe is a nice distraction: it's original, and funny enough that I don't have to add any jokes to this useless description of it.  Which is good, because it's not like my jokes are ever funny anyway.  Well, except the ones about retards.  But I think retards should get the bulk of the credit for that.

set a Guinness World Record for the world's biggest swimsuit photo shoot.

A blend of 100 paid models [by sponsors Gillette and Cosmopolitan] and many more volunteers — mostly more interested in the free $120 goody bag than the notion of creating history — gathered in the sun.

However, there was widespread confusion between the models and other attendees regarding how many posers were needed. "I think the previous record is about 1000," said 20-year-old Jade in her pink bikini. "No, it's only 400 we need," chimed in her blonde look-alike friend, Kate.

In fact, there was no previous record. In keeping with Guinness protocol, an achievable but challenging goal of 300 babes in bikinis was set to be officially recognised.

And lemme tell you, 300 babes in bikinis is, indeed, both challenging and achievable.  Because I have sex a lot!  YEAH!  High-five!

(Via Mac G's World, which also has video.  NOTE: I was going to lead with this today, but the pics from the news story were infuriatingly small.  So I was like, "Holllllllllld… holllllllld…" then SI.com's Hot Clicks came through with a gallery.  YOINK!  Thanks to Mac G, SI, and Getty Images for this very special day. And also to hot Australian chicks in bikinis, who are the real heroes.)