09.30.07 MR. MET IS OPTIMISTIC
We needed 3 teams to win and 1 to lose in order to create the most awesome playoff to the playoffs scenario in the history of the collection of shit that is the National League. Instead, 2 teams lost, and the ramifications of today's games were about as anticlimactic as an old man in a brothel. Sure we still get to see the Rockies play the Padres in a 1-game playoff for the NL Wild Card, but Fate could have caused much more psychological pain. Imagine if the Mets would have won today, but then lost tomorrow to the Phillies in the match to decide the NL East Champion. Then, just think if they would have beat the Friars on Tuesday to face Colorado in the Wild Card playoff game. And they were winning by 3 going into the bottom of the 9th. And then Troy Tulowitzki hit a 2-out grand salami to beat them. Dr. Kevorkian is back on the streets, and I believe he would be in high demand in Queens. Anyway, the moral of the story here is that I'm a cruel bastard. Mr. Met's mood is still optimistic though.
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MR. MET IS OPTIMISTIC
oops.
But it's "optimistic" with the rolling eyes of someone who has obviously gone 'round the bend. Watching this choke job has caused Mr. Met to go insane, and he's now posting in his own little world, where the Mets coasted into the playoffs thanks to their untouchable bullpen, Willie Randolph's genius managerial skills and unyielding team unity.
Ugh
METS is an acronym for My Entire Team Sucks!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MET FUCKS!! Enjoy your offseason, you fucking douchebag fanbase!
My favorite moment from yesterday was listening to the crowd boo Jose Reyes. Kid was the “second coming” back in August, now they hate him.
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